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Session Start: Wed Jun 22 23:45:53 2011

Session Start: Wed Jun 22 23:45:53 2011
Session Ident: #jadedexposure
03[23:45] * Now talking in #jadedexposure
03[23:45] * Topic is 'Join the fun! Podcast airs every Wednesday Night at 11pm EST http://jadedsecurity.net/podcast TOO SMALL, Damnit.. What She Said'Session Start: Wed Jun 22 23:45:53 2011
Session Ident: #jadedexposure
03[23:45] * Now talking in #jadedexposure
03[23:45] * Topic is 'Join the fun! Podcast airs every Wednesday Night at 11pm EST http://jadedsecurity.net/podcast TOO SMALL, Damnit.. What She Said'
03[23:45] * Set by jadedsecurity!~jadedsecu@cpe-72-229-145-240.nyc.res.rr.com on Wed Jun 22 22:31:57
[23:46] <b0n3z> that it does them_
[23:46] <b0n3z> that one is extremely active!
[23:46] <b0n3z> too many duck farts x25
[23:46] <them_> speaking of which... my next class is in two weeks i think... hurry up and move back B0n3z.
[23:46] <b0n3z> DAMNIT
[23:46] <b0n3z> fuck obama
03[23:46] * Looking up x25princess user info...
[23:46] <b0n3z> fuck the army
[23:46] <b0n3z> im hiding in seattle
[23:46] <them_> you signed up hot shot...
[23:46] <b0n3z> i am
[23:46] <gray725> yeah, seattle sucks. no one will go there.
[23:46] <b0n3z> hahaha
[23:47] <b0n3z> true them_
[23:47] <b0n3z> YAY DRINK
[23:47] <gray725> no one.
01[23:47] <Enlight2k> yes
[23:47] <x25princess> lol
[23:47] <b0n3z> heh
[23:47] <b0n3z> no...
[23:47] <b0n3z> >.>
[23:47] <brew_ninja> that is ghey
[23:47] <dezlock> marketing idiots
[23:47] <eeeeeee> didn't you know? once you get CISSP, you have to stop doing anything but sucking dicks.
[23:47] <b0n3z> DRINK
[23:47] <@BobbyCarbn> tell the HR whores that
[23:47] <gray725> Certifications are retarded. We know that. Now convince leadership that they're BS. They were convinced somehow, reverse it.
[23:47] <b0n3z> HA
[23:48] <@BobbyCarbn> no CISSP no CISO jobz for u
[23:48] <them_> true Bobby.
[23:48] <@BobbyCarbn> fuk em
[23:48] <b0n3z> fuck i wish
[23:48] <dezlock> I have so many certifications I have to use a bookmark for business cards.
[23:48] <them_> Everyone whines
[23:48] <them_> says FUCK THIS FUCK THAT
[23:48] <them_> but then they have the same certs I do
[23:48] <b0n3z> what about the requirement for CEH?
[23:48] <brew_ninja> hey, I have a cissp, but have never sucked dick. i make fun of it too, any cert my boss can get is not worth having
[23:48] <eeeeeee> yeah, stop sucking each other's dicks. and telling each other how great they are, when they suck
[23:48] <b0n3z> heh
[23:48] <eeeeeee> *cough* pauldotcom *cough*
[23:48] <gray725> stop the circlejerk!
[23:49] <them_> We just need to understand it is for HR and move on
[23:49] <them_> just like any other industry
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[23:49] <@BobbyCarbn> how about this
[23:49] <them_> Join my new movement Anti-Cert
01[23:49] <Enlight2k> i have not found any good meetings in florida
[23:49] <b0n3z> heh
[23:49] <eeeeeee> yeah but too many people think that CISSP = UBER 1337!
[23:49] <b0n3z> Anti-Cert
[23:49] <eeeeeee> and they take themselves way too fucking seriously
[23:49] <@jadedsecurity> im in #ANTICERT
[23:49] <gray725> You know what? lulzsec didn't say shit about cissp, but they get respect from your boss, right? So it can be done.
[23:49] <@BobbyCarbn> get the fucking skillz to stop these cocksuckers like lulzsec in their tracks
[23:49] <@BobbyCarbn> and prove our worth
[23:49] <@BobbyCarbn> instead...
[23:50] <@BobbyCarbn> these companies our outsourcing everything
[23:50] <b0n3z> heh
[23:50] <b0n3z> hbgary
[23:50] <them_> So, I have a lovely story.
01[23:50] <Enlight2k> a lot of the security ppl dont even know how to turn on a computer
[23:50] <b0n3z> go them_ go
[23:50] <@jadedsecurity> them_ u want in on skype?
[23:50] <them_> I was talking to a guy other day who told me he wanted to be a "pentester"
06[23:50] * gray725 would rather be a pizza delivery boy than ciso.
[23:50] <@jadedsecurity> Taking calls
[23:50] <@BobbyCarbn> and the outsourced companies put newfags into positions they have no business being in
[23:50] <b0n3z> skype ftw
[23:50] <danielan_> "security"is a broad category
[23:50] <them_> I dont have my rig setup right now jaded.
[23:50] <@jadedsecurity> jadedsecurity call now
[23:50] <danielan_> like CAP
[23:50] <@BobbyCarbn> and then they wind up calling me at fucking 2am on how to write a new signature for the IDS or firewall
[23:50] <them_> asked him about his background... dude said he hadnt "taken the classes for it yet"
[23:51] <them_> WTF?
[23:51] <danielan_> You can do that if you can read and write
[23:51] <them_> asked me what classes I took for it?
[23:51] <them_> um... hacking shit since 13... and being glad I can do it legally now?
[23:51] <@Active> corp jobs suck!!!!!!
[23:51] <b0n3z> give me asec
[23:51] <b0n3z> linux hates me
[23:51] <x25princess> me too!
[23:51] <b0n3z> GIVE ME ASEC
[23:51] <@jadedsecurity> wtf??
[23:52] <b0n3z> no turning on netbook
[23:52] <gray725> taking calls through -? skype?
[23:52] <b0n3z> lol
[23:52] <b0n3z> windows fail
01[23:52] <Enlight2k> this is cool
[23:52] <eeeeeee> dump the mac, assface.
[23:52] <brew_ninja> lol
[23:52] <x25princess> assface..hahaha
[23:52] <gray725> setting up a mac properly involves fire, alcohol, and guns.
[23:52] <them_> well played e^7
[23:52] <brew_ninja> they have cissp's
[23:52] <x25princess> oh
[23:52] <@BobbyCarbn> and they always have at least one hot chic working there
01[23:52] <Enlight2k> kinda community podcast
01[23:52] <Enlight2k> hahahah
[23:53] <b0n3z> wow
[23:53] <brew_ninja> wtf
01[23:53] <Enlight2k> wtf is lan analyst
[23:53] <@BobbyCarbn> just do what I do
[23:53] <@BobbyCarbn> lie
[23:53] <x25princess> where am i?
[23:53] <them_> Why the hell would they need a CISSP, MAC can't even get viruses.
[23:53] <dezlock> I bet they wanted a B.S. in Marketing too
[23:53] <@Active> bobbycarbn: LOL!!
[23:53] <@BobbyCarbn> yea i got that shit... how much you paying me
[23:53] <b0n3z> oops sorry
[23:53] <gray725> Bobby....exactly!
[23:53] <eeeeeee> because they fucking blow.
[23:53] <brew_ninja> yea
[23:53] <b0n3z> fuck mac
[23:53] <them_> Ata women!
[23:53] <gray725> Mac - it still blows balls, but costs more
[23:53] <them_> hate hate hate
[23:53] <@Active> Macs are the worse
[23:53] <@BobbyCarbn> ill fucking hack your grandmothers panties off... wheres the data center... f u and your CISSP
[23:53] <gray725> Use Linux.
[23:53] <them_> and now that they have X86 processors
[23:53] <gray725> Use VMs
[23:53] <brew_ninja> they suck more dick than all the ciccp's combined
[23:54] <them_> just be happy we can reuse the same shellcode on them now
[23:54] <b0n3z> lol
[23:54] <eeeeeee> Linux is scary.
[23:54] <b0n3z> hahaha
[23:54] <@BobbyCarbn> kk
[23:54] <@BobbyCarbn> gimme sex
[23:54] <@BobbyCarbn> sec
[23:54] <@BobbyCarbn> lols
[23:54] <them_> Next talk. Im talking cert letters and ROT13ing them on the slide
[23:54] <@BobbyCarbn> oh this shit is going to be great...
[23:54] <b0n3z> win
[23:54] <@BobbyCarbn> tunnled in from fucking Luxembourg through skype
01[23:55] <Enlight2k> who all is going to derby con??
[23:55] <brew_ninja> i am
[23:55] <gray725> I expected you to tunnel in via a grandmothers panties, bobby
[23:55] <them_> Podcast= drunk jaded hackers
[23:55] <them_> and im cool with it
[23:55] <them_> cause that might be my description...
[23:55] <eeeeeee> Derby Con is gay. And I don't talk to queers.
[23:55] <gray725> Enlight2k - Fuck derbycon, watch out for villecon. #truebsides
01[23:55] <Enlight2k> hahahaha
[23:55] <them_> it isnt like there is a skype remote out there...
[23:55] <them_> oh... wait...
[23:55] <eeeeeee> jaded, because you like sucking dick?
[23:55] <gray725> Derbycon - see all your pauldotcom buddies in one place.
01[23:55] <Enlight2k> Derbycon is my first sec con
[23:56] <@BobbyCarbn> gimme the number to call bitches
02[23:56] * danielan_ (~danielan@ip72-196-28-74.om.om.cox.net) Quit (Quit: Leaving)
01[23:56] <Enlight2k> true gray725
[23:56] <b0n3z> did i fail on skype or did something else fail?
[23:56] <eeeeeee> OHH he should go with you then
[23:56] <x25princess> oh irc
[23:56] <eeeeeee> and you can be gay together
[23:56] <eeeeeee> maybe get a discounted ticket
[23:56] <x25princess> you so funny
[23:56] <gray725> enlight - stay tuned for villecon info. underground, no cameras, no videos, no hype.
01[23:56] <Enlight2k> yep
[23:56] <@jadedsecurity> Lol...
[23:57] <x25princess> whos gay?
[23:57] <@BobbyCarbn> call me
[23:57] <them_> who isnt
[23:57] <@jadedsecurity> active
[23:57] <x25princess> nevermind
[23:57] <@BobbyCarbn> bobby carbn
[23:57] <@BobbyCarbn> skype is ready
[23:57] <eeeeeee> your mom
[23:57] <@Active> yes
[23:57] <@jadedsecurity> call Bobby
[23:57] <@jadedsecurity> Active is gay
[23:57] <x25princess> not anymore, she met yer dad
[23:57] <@jadedsecurity> I will push his phone number later ;)
[23:58] <eeeeeee> can't wait
[23:58] <eeeeeee> I'll make a youtube video.
[23:58] <@jadedsecurity> hahaha
[23:58] <x25princess> we can be brother and sister
[23:58] <gray725> a non is way too close to a nal
[23:58] <them_> Leaving their members...
[23:58] <them_> aka , join us... DDOS people for us...
[23:58] <them_> get arrested
[23:58] <them_> thats weak shit
[23:59] <them_> where's the respect, LONG GONE
[23:59] <gray725> the sql foundation or someone had the blind sql injection vuln
[23:59] <danielan> mysql.com
[23:59] <@jadedsecurity> Ron u lucky I can't find a pic
01[23:59] <Enlight2k> cant these companies run stupid scanners to find that shit
[23:59] <b0n3z> thank you danielan
[23:59] <danielan> yw
[23:59] <them_> Enlight2k, you have to have a department first
[23:59] <eeeeeee> he is. he is he is he is
01[23:59] <Enlight2k> yeah mitnick is a lamer
[23:59] <them_> or you have to pay for the assessment.
[23:59] <gray725> wait, mitnick is old school tho, right? doesn't that make him hardcore?
Session Time: Thu Jun 23 00:00:00 2011
[00:00] <eeeeeee> but he calls pauldotcom for advices!
01[00:00] <Enlight2k> mitnick is an old script kiddie
[00:00] <x25princess> oh that 80s pic is hot
[00:00] <eeeeeee> oh yeah. and he actually did shit to get arrested for so I guess that makes him SUPER cool
01[00:00] <Enlight2k> back in back orfice days
[00:00] <eeeeeee> butt trumpet
01[00:01] <Enlight2k> he might be ok with physical security
[00:01] <gray725> way to have a conversation killer...
[00:01] <@jadedsecurity> ffuck i cant find a pic of active
03[00:01] * geordy (~geordy@dsl081-160-062.sea1.dsl.speakeasy.net) has joined #jadedexposure
[00:01] <gray725> butt trumpet - before appelbaum went gay (or is that what made him go gay?)
[00:01] <them_> geordy, yo.
[00:01] <eeeeeee> once you go BO you can't go back
[00:01] <geordy> howdy
[00:01] <geordy> did I miss it?
01[00:01] <Enlight2k> geordy hay
01[00:02] <Enlight2k> hahahahah
[00:02] <b0n3z> get on geordy
[00:02] <b0n3z> u can hear me ranting
[00:02] <x25princess> i cant hear shit
[00:02] <brew_ninja> my favorite mitnick quote "Mojito in one hand, and BBC in the other ;-) Starting now"
01[00:02] <Enlight2k> what about eset nod32
[00:02] <them_> Welp, they pulled Barnaby Jack over.
[00:02] <geordy> goddamned ads
[00:03] <dezlock> Eset is ok. I got a client that uses the enterprise version. They seem to like it.
01[00:03] <Enlight2k> damn that is awesome bonez
[00:03] <them_> love me some avg...
[00:03] <them_> cause of how much i love to bypass it
[00:03] <eeeeeee> you mean seattle
[00:03] <gray725> obama doesn't need a van.
[00:03] <them_> he has a big red button
[00:04] <them_> SHUT THIS BITCH DOWN
[00:04] <geordy> echo
[00:04] <b0n3z> we should need a group chat i think
[00:04] <@BobbyCarbn> not me fuckers
[00:04] <@BobbyCarbn> im not on nothing
[00:04] <gray725> this is a group chat.
[00:04] <them_> And noone is on... i love it
[00:05] <gray725> otherwise, i'm fuckin' psycho
[00:05] <b0n3z> for skype
[00:05] <x25princess> im not listening, i figured I'd avoid the feedback noize
[00:05] <@BobbyCarbn> im gonna go break some shit while jadedsecurity RTFMs
[00:05] <b0n3z> he is just the cissp
[00:05] <dezlock> Your CISSP can't help you now!
01[00:05] <Enlight2k> rtfm hahaah
[00:05] <gray725> BobbyCarbn - there is no manual for a mac. it just works.
[00:05] <eeeeeee> the level of eliteness in this place is just intolerable, man.
[00:05] <gray725> You don't need to read, your iphone does it for you.
[00:05] <@BobbyCarbn> apparently that was marketing bullshit
01[00:06] <Enlight2k> hahah gray725
[00:06] <b0n3z> im not atm
[00:06] <b0n3z> i found the other window
[00:06] <b0n3z> >.<
[00:06] <them_> best first episode fail, ever.
[00:06] <geordy> love the technical lulz
01[00:06] <Enlight2k> this is lulzsec
[00:06] <eeeeeee> that's what happens when you run shit from a mac
[00:06] <b0n3z> im not haering myself
[00:06] <danielan> lol
[00:06] <@jadedsecurity> ur on hold
[00:06] <brew_ninja> this is why the lan analyst needs a cissp
[00:07] <eeeeeee> this podcast is not Apple-approved
[00:07] <them_> the best way to respond to "do you hear me." "no man I cant hear you"
[00:07] <danielan> It's like a Verizon commercial
01[00:07] <Enlight2k> cause macs suck shit
[00:07] <gray725> ++ enlight2k
[00:07] <eeeeeee> this is ron.
[00:08] <brew_ninja> macs just suck money
[00:08] <gray725> and ass
01[00:08] <Enlight2k> yep that was great
[00:08] <gray725> ytcracker...as cool as a mac.
[00:08] <gray725> oh, wait...
[00:08] <brew_ninja> yes
[00:08] <them_> it is pretty damned good...
[00:08] <gray725> longevity != good
[00:09] <b0n3z> heh
[00:09] <x25princess> oh boy
01[00:09] <Enlight2k> http://youtu.be/7YoDt-MxhHg
06[00:09] * gray725 just isn't cool enough.
01[00:09] <Enlight2k> ytcracker link
[00:09] <them_> shit like this makes me want to go visit Bob.
[00:09] <@jadedsecurity> ill post it up when we done.. he said I can share it
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[00:10] <b0n3z> hahaha pound anti-sec
[00:10] <b0n3z> damn
03[00:10] * abe (6213971d@gateway/web/freenode/ip.98.19.151.29) has joined #jadedexposure
[00:10] <b0n3z> lulz dissed too
[00:10] <them_> #anticert
[00:10] <@jadedsecurity> are we still live
[00:10] <them_> yup
[00:10] <b0n3z> we are i think
01[00:10] <Enlight2k> yeah
[00:10] <[ill]will> http://www.reddit.com/r/netsec/comments/i645t/new_metasploit_module_bitcoin_jackerrb_downloads/ weeee im on reddit
[00:10] <@jadedsecurity> thank god!
[00:10] <eeeeeee> all I can hear is white people rapping I don't know
[00:10] <geordy> is the show over now and this is just the post?
01[00:10] <Enlight2k> no this ytcracker lulzsec song
[00:11] <gray725> /wrist
[00:11] <@jadedsecurity> ill post it... i hit him up he said i can share
[00:11] <eeeeeee> HAH
[00:11] <x25princess> this is funny
[00:11] <them_> nice [ill]will now... can you get ips from other peers from the traffic to the client?
[00:11] <them_> as it is p2p ?
[00:11] <@jadedsecurity> Pound antisec
[00:11] <them_> jsut sayin...
[00:11] <them_> client + tshark filter...
[00:11] <danielan> lol
[00:11] <danielan> I must be too old
[00:12] <eeeeeee> you mean your mac.
[00:12] <[ill]will> ill have to look into it
01[00:12] <Enlight2k> yes because a mac is not a computer
[00:12] <eeeeeee> know what fucks up a mac? being a mac.
[00:12] <@jadedsecurity> i love my mavcv
[00:12] <them_> we can hear him fine
[00:12] <them_> that is her issue....
[00:13] <gray725> i can hear all of them.
[00:13] <them_> youre all fine on the stream side
[00:13] <danielan> deja vous
[00:13] <gray725> quit holding each other.
[00:13] <eeeeeee> I'm going to take a nap. Lemme know when shit happens.
[00:13] <geordy> are you guys all in skype or is b0n3z phoning it in?
[00:13] <them_> sometimes... you just need to be held.
[00:13] <b0n3z> skype
[00:13] <them_> manhug in the middle
[00:13] <gray725> hold me?
[00:13] <gray725> no manhug.
[00:13] <@BobbyCarbn> you get your shit straight yet?
[00:13] <[ill]will> eiffel tower
[00:13] <@jadedsecurity> yeh call
[00:13] <@jadedsecurity> jadedsecurity
[00:14] <@BobbyCarbn> we need a token tranny
[00:14] <them_> I am a pretty man
[00:14] <@BobbyCarbn> every room needs a token tranny
[00:14] <gray725> the token tranny is jaded's mac.
[00:14] <b0n3z> hahaha
[00:14] <b0n3z> sorry them_
[00:14] <them_> it's okay, ill get you drunk and client side you later.
[00:14] <them_> ; )
[00:14] <b0n3z> awww
[00:14] <b0n3z> <3
[00:14] <gray725> ow
[00:14] <b0n3z> just not in front of the gf at defcon
[00:14] <b0n3z> lol
[00:14] <eeeeeee> yeah, in NY, it's called The Village.
[00:14] <them_> deal
[00:14] <@jadedsecurity> hahaha
[00:15] <them_> topic: BIT COIN
[00:15] <them_> and wallet stealing...
[00:15] <[ill]will> it jacks the wallet.dat from windows metasploit victims
[00:15] <them_> This module downloads any Bitcoin wallet.dat files from the target system},
[00:15] <eeeeeee> Topic: Why you don't give a con talk on scraping exif data.
[00:15] <them_> so the question is...
[00:15] <gray725> @ e^7 - because that would be gay. like haxxorthematrix...
[00:15] <them_> is it encrypted by default?
01[00:16] <Enlight2k> damn gray725
[00:16] <them_> im guessing no
01[00:16] <Enlight2k> yep
[00:16] <eeeeeee> yes.
[00:16] <geordy> yep
[00:16] <gray725> yeah.
[00:16] <[ill]will> larry pesce
[00:16] <them_> and... how do you get targets.
01[00:16] <Enlight2k> larry peicie
[00:16] <them_> welp, I assume you can sniff the clients traffic.
[00:16] <gray725> who, for some reason, thinks a talk on exif is worthwhile.
[00:16] <gray725> because new bsides sucks.
[00:16] <gray725> old bsides (bsides vegas 1) was awesome.
[00:16] <eeeeeee> new bsides is not bsides
[00:16] <gray725> it isn't an honor to be associated w/shit.
[00:16] <[ill]will> vendors pay for it
[00:16] <eeeeeee> new bsides is an excuse for dick sucking
[00:16] <[ill]will> vendors bought the keg and vodka :D
01[00:16] <Enlight2k> cloud so awesome
[00:17] <them_> the cloud is so safe.
[00:17] <b0n3z> http://s58.photobucket.com/albums/g256/DalkenLF/?action=view&current=VIDEO0006.mp4
[00:17] <them_> back off.
[00:17] <eeeeeee> Jaded was the best part of BsidesCT
[00:17] <b0n3z> that's the video i mentioned
01[00:17] <Enlight2k> cloud is your best friend
[00:17] <gray725> crowdsource the keg and vodka.
[00:17] <geordy> b0n3z how about dropboxes cloud fail?
[00:17] <[ill]will> yea next year will be better
01[00:17] <Enlight2k> cloud can give you a blowjob
[00:17] <eeeeeee> And I don't mean his talk *wink wink*
[00:17] <b0n3z> that has the crazy obama van
[00:17] <[ill]will> cloud guy gave $500
[00:17] <them_> Vendors bought me ENDLESS booze at t00rcon
[00:17] <b0n3z> whats up geordy?
[00:17] <them_> they have their role.
[00:17] <gray725> giving $500 doesn't make him less gay
[00:17] <gray725> if you're in it for the cash, do blackhat.
[00:17] <@BobbyCarbn> oh no its not
[00:17] <gray725> because 7 tracks just isn't enough...
[00:17] <@BobbyCarbn> feds are everywhere
[00:17] <[ill]will> i was in it to pay for the equipment and alcohol
[00:17] <@BobbyCarbn> they are deep inside that pussy
[00:17] <them_> Jaded have you seen all the amazon AMI backdoors?
[00:18] <@BobbyCarbn> deeeeeep inside
[00:18] <eeeeeee> Ron is a fed.
[00:18] <brew_ninja> need more beer
[00:18] <@jadedsecurity> yep
[00:18] <b0n3z> i do too
[00:18] <b0n3z> im out
[00:18] <@jadedsecurity> i just try to stay on the other side ;)
[00:18] <them_> this makes me happy, as it isnt a whoring out podcast it really is grumpy old security dorks...
[00:18] <@BobbyCarbn> and when the load is blown, it will ozze out her ass
[00:18] <gray725> them_ : yet.
[00:18] <@jadedsecurity> i dont have an agenda ;)
[00:18] <@jadedsecurity> just rant
[00:18] <[ill]will> adolph bitchler
[00:18] <them_> yes that is why Im only listening to the first episode gray
[00:18] <gray725> Stick with the ranting and you'll be fine. allow others to rant.
[00:19] <b0n3z> and young them_
[00:19] <them_> X25princress: It sounds like we are in the same boat.
[00:19] <eeeeeee> All female hacker group?
[00:19] <[ill]will> programs to wash dishes
[00:19] <them_> I totally only do chicks now
[00:19] <b0n3z> they have one in china
[00:19] <them_> cause of my man hate...
[00:19] <them_> you know.
[00:19] <eeeeeee> make me a sammich!
[00:19] <them_> >.>
[00:19] <yngjungian> shut up...women can't use computers
[00:19] <[ill]will> sudo make me a sammich
[00:19] <gray725> sudo make me a samich!
[00:19] <eeeeeee> Women can't read
[00:19] <[ill]will> beat you
[00:19] <eeeeeee> how do they use computers?
[00:19] <eeeeeee> these are lies.
[00:20] <them_> yeah, im definitely not serious 90% of the time.
[00:20] <dezlock> Hey we Asians have a monopoly on can't drive.
[00:20] <gray725> them_ : I haven't found many other decent podcasts. EL is occasionally bearable. cant' make it through 5min of pauldotcom. novashit blows.
[00:20] <[ill]will> how do i internets
[00:20] <them_> b0n3z, you're invited to the Tinfoil hat lunch at Defcon...
[00:20] <gray725> infosecdaily is annoying...
[00:20] <them_> start designing your hat now.
[00:21] <b0n3z> yes sir
[00:21] <geordy> sorry isd is annoying
[00:21] <yngjungian> just kidding mate
[00:21] <geordy> lol
[00:21] <eeeeeee> I wasn't joking.
[00:21] <eeeeeee> at ALL.
[00:21] <eeeeeee> RON MOTHERFUCKER
[00:21] <gray725> Rule #1 of the internet: That's not a chick.
[00:21] <brew_ninja> can you make that sound again x?
01[00:21] <Enlight2k> why is isd annoying?
[00:21] <gray725> Well, she doesn't ONLY have chick parts..
[00:21] <eeeeeee> tits or gtfo
[00:22] <gray725> no mantits!
[00:22] <yngjungian> nice
[00:22] <eeeeeee> I'll take mantits.
[00:22] <them_> Ive read her blogs, see her facebook page ect ect...
[00:22] <them_> get to it.
[00:22] <krangarajan> geordy: Did you say isd is annoying?
[00:22] <b0n3z> heh
[00:22] <eeeeeee> I bought 15 shirts.
[00:22] <them_> ha!
[00:22] <eeeeeee> Just not yours.
[00:22] <geordy> not me karthik ;-)
[00:22] <them_> well played e^7
[00:22] <gray725> enlight2k - isd felt like an almost-twitter-replacement-but-trying-to-be-more-hip
[00:22] <x25princess> thank you Them_
[00:22] <@BobbyCarbn> she bought them
[00:22] <@BobbyCarbn> elissa did
[00:23] <yngjungian> link
03[00:23] * Looking up gray725 user info...
[00:23] <eeeeeee> That's actually my favorite youtube video.
[00:23] <@BobbyCarbn> wacky bitch
[00:23] <eeeeeee> Because I made it.
[00:23] <gray725> she's a troll. trololol.
[00:23] <eeeeeee> for the lulz.
[00:23] <@BobbyCarbn> fuck her
[00:23] <@BobbyCarbn> right in the ass
[00:23] <@BobbyCarbn> with a dong
[00:23] <yngjungian> lol
[00:23] <[ill]will> i fucked elyssa and alls i got was this lowsy tshirt
[00:23] <b0n3z> lol
[00:23] <gray725> and herpes.
[00:23] <[ill]will> ^
[00:23] <@BobbyCarbn> she like the black cock
[00:23] <them_> herpes never hurt anybody
[00:23] <geordy> gray725: when is the last time you listened?
[00:23] <gray725> she HAS a big black...
[00:24] <them_> wait... in thinking of name calling.
[00:24] <[ill]will> the gift that keeps on giving
[00:24] <gray725> @geordy - A couple weeks ago.
[00:24] <them_> in = im
[00:24] <@jadedsecurity> u need to call in Bobby
[00:24] <yngjungian> she's cute though
[00:24] <@BobbyCarbn> oh you have no idea
[00:24] <yngjungian> I'd fuck her
[00:24] <@BobbyCarbn> with a stolen dick
[00:24] <[ill]will> me 2
03[00:24] * Looking up yngjungian user info...
[00:24] <@BobbyCarbn> and n00bz pushing
06[00:24] * gray725 doesn't wanna know how you "steal" a dick.
[00:24] <[ill]will> shes cute and a wackjob
[00:24] <eeeeeee> I'd fuck her with gray's mom's dick.
[00:24] <[ill]will> prolly has a wooly bush
[00:24] <@BobbyCarbn> lols
[00:24] <gray725> wow.
[00:24] <gray725> just wow.
[00:25] <gray725> she wouldn't be the first, tbh...
[00:25] <them_> gray725: you haven't seen the new dick 0day?
[00:25] <b0n3z> hack an amazon account gray725
[00:25] <b0n3z> then buy dildos
[00:25] <eeeeeee> You ARE trying to start shit. All women do is start shit.
[00:25] <gray725> them_ : is it a bruteforce?
[00:25] <@jadedsecurity> http://www.flickr.com/people/elyssad/
[00:25] <them_> ha
[00:25] <them_> never go full retard.
[00:25] <gray725> EVER
[00:25] <[ill]will> http://whistleblowers.posterous.com/this-has-code-jadedsecurity-why
[00:26] <gray725> you'd go full retard if you were a chick with a big black.....
[00:26] <b0n3z> lol
[00:26] <[ill]will> cyberstalker ftw
[00:26] <[ill]will> which one?
[00:26] <[ill]will> i dont have a mic here
[00:26] <@jadedsecurity> nesit
[00:27] <[ill]will> yea whitehat wednesday
[00:27] <eeeeeee> women don't think. you demonstrated that.
[00:27] <@jadedsecurity> if u guys werent 2 hours away
[00:27] <@BobbyCarbn> 7 proxies bitches
[00:27] <gray725> paper certification ftl...
[00:27] <@BobbyCarbn> come at me
[00:27] <eeeeeee> paper certified!
[00:27] <eeeeeee> FOR THE LULZ
[00:27] <gray725> those lulz costs $$$!
[00:27] <@BobbyCarbn> in russia you wipe your ass with cissp cert
01[00:28] <Enlight2k> what is this elyssad thing about
[00:28] <[ill]will> l.u.l.z. cert
[00:28] <eeeeeee> google it.
[00:28] <eeeeeee> lol
[00:28] <eeeeeee> fuck your lawyer
[00:28] <eeeeeee> he's paper certified
[00:28] <gray725> fun ideas are not good ideas.
[00:28] <eeeeeee> he's biased.
[00:28] <gray725> they're great ideas.
[00:28] <them_> agreed gray725
01[00:28] <Enlight2k> wtf what a retard
[00:28] <[ill]will> had all her shit in her google picasa
[00:28] <gray725> @jaded - dude, i think you're being trolled. srsly. there was a watermark on the pic.
[00:28] <[ill]will> cell phone info
[00:28] <[ill]will> address
[00:29] <[ill]will> social security #
[00:29] <eeeeeee> trolls don't exist
[00:29] <eeeeeee> they are mythical
[00:29] <gray725> joe k black + elyssa + "berg" = one collective.
[00:29] <eeeeeee> everything is real.
[00:29] <eeeeeee> SO?
[00:29] <gray725> #planbetter
[00:29] <eeeeeee> ever heard of Robin Sage?
[00:29] <gray725> Rule #2 - don't feed the trolls. they never leave...
[00:29] <eeeeeee> FUCK DEFCON
[00:29] <yngjungian> w00t
[00:29] <yngjungian> defcon
[00:30] <geordy> 95% going
[00:30] <eeeeeee> no one goes to defcon for defcon
[00:30] <[ill]will> http://www.flickr.com/photos/elyssad/5853399707/in/set-72157626882592797
[00:30] <brew_ninja> maybe - hotel price went way the fuck up
[00:30] <eeeeeee> I can drink much cheaper at other places
[00:30] <eeeeeee> with less circle jerking
[00:30] <[ill]will> eeeeee i wrote about robin sage
[00:30] <gray725> screw defcon, long live villecon
[00:30] <eeeeeee> I AM ROBIN SAGE
[00:30] <@jadedsecurity> ;)
[00:30] <[ill]will> http://www.illmob.org/?p=288
[00:30] <eeeeeee> that's the only way to tolerate defcon
[00:30] <them_> B0n3z IS the gringo warrior
[00:30] <yngjungian> lol you kill Sabu yet eeeeee?
[00:30] <gray725> villecon will be the TRUE bsides to derbycon
[00:30] <x25princess> rule #2-tru dat
[00:30] <@BobbyCarbn> robin sage had an awesome ass
[00:31] <gray725> nonaffiliated with bsides
[00:31] <eeeeeee> It is funny
[00:31] <yngjungian> robin sage, threatened him on twitter
[00:31] <[ill]will> http://www.godsgirls.com/girls/katya/album
[00:31] <eeeeeee> it's funny because everyone is so uptight about it.
[00:31] <geordy> lulzsec is losing my attention span
[00:31] <geordy> maybe I'm just too busy
02[00:32] * abe (6213971d@gateway/web/freenode/ip.98.19.151.29) Quit (Quit: Page closed)
[00:32] <gray725> that plan was adopted to get anonymous on board
[00:32] <eeeeeee> dude, just because they leak it doesn't mean you have to use it for evil, man.
[00:32] <yngjungian> nah, thats shit actually
[00:32] <gray725> think about it. add in anonymous, and you can hide in a LOT of noise.
[00:32] <yngjungian> leaking is fucked
[00:32] <@Active> jaded: mad TONZ of money smoking cigs and killing time
[00:32] <@jadedsecurity> hhahaha
[00:32] <gray725> I'm not cissp, but i stayed in a holiday inn last night...
[00:32] <@Active> ever meet
[00:33] <danielan> Did you click the button?
[00:33] <gray725> oh, that makes me more qualified, doesn't it?
[00:33] <@BobbyCarbn> did you find trannys there?
[00:33] <eeeeeee> it's a trap
01[00:33] <Enlight2k> florida is sooo awesome
[00:33] <@Active> jade does drink like a girl, cant handle his liquor
[00:33] <@BobbyCarbn> at the end
01[00:33] <Enlight2k> space coast is great
[00:33] <@BobbyCarbn> a really hot tranny with a huge dick
[00:33] <gray725> holy shit, what holiday inns are you guys going to?
[00:33] <@BobbyCarbn> it would ruin everything
01[00:33] <Enlight2k> i live here in florida
[00:33] <eeeeeee> so go.
[00:34] <krangarajan> I am here
[00:34] <gray725> mancrush? you got a manbag, too?
[00:34] <@BobbyCarbn> please do the needful
[00:34] <them_> This is a bit raunchy for karthik
[00:34] <gray725> toss a sack over your shoulder?
[00:34] <geordy> a merse
[00:34] <them_> he's a gentleman.
[00:34] <krangarajan> Nah, I am still here.
[00:34] <gray725> manbag = manpurse
[00:34] <eeeeeee> you aren't going to the right holiday inns, obviously, jade
[00:34] <krangarajan> Just being quiet.
[00:34] <them_> I have a murse.
[00:34] <[ill]will> fannypack
[00:35] <them_> I just want zf0 to drop dox and disappear for another two years.
[00:35] <@BobbyCarbn> thats been around on hackerforums for years
[00:35] <@BobbyCarbn> they have a whole section for SQLi
[00:35] <@BobbyCarbn> yea
[00:35] <@BobbyCarbn> go to hacker forums
[00:35] <eeeeeee> or a woman, even
[00:35] <yngjungian> immortaltechnique.co.uk?
[00:35] <them_> Ive seen it... it's from a few months ago. on pastebin.
[00:36] <them_> was linked with about 5000 sqli dorks
[00:36] <yngjungian> http://www.immortaltechnique.co.uk/Thread-Ultimate-SQLI-Tutorial
[00:36] <yngjungian> that one
[00:36] <gray725> zf0 is at least entertaining...
[00:36] <gray725> it sounds like male birth control pills.
[00:36] <yngjungian> nah, the sqli
[00:36] <@BobbyCarbn> lols
[00:36] <@BobbyCarbn> looks like hackerforums.net is down
[00:36] <eeeeeee> bin laden used sql injections?
[00:36] <gray725> yeah, non english shit is annoying.
[00:36] <eeeeeee> they don't have computers there
[00:36] <eeeeeee> Ask Egypt.
[00:37] <@BobbyCarbn> i was a first responder to that shit
[00:37] <@BobbyCarbn> lols
[00:37] <gray725> a tranny cop?
[00:37] <[ill]will> how do i hax hotmales
[00:37] <@BobbyCarbn> yea tranny cop :)
[00:37] <them_> We have to have atleast 1 fed.
[00:37] <eeeeeee> cops have man purses
[00:37] <them_> nothing wrong with that.
[00:37] <@BobbyCarbn> with a huge black cock
[00:37] <@BobbyCarbn> dripping with lube
[00:37] <eeeeeee> do you drive a big black van?
06[00:37] * them_ waves to the feds
[00:37] <gray725> do you beat people with it?
06[00:37] * b0n3z puts on tinfoil hat on
[00:38] <gray725> I bet people don't yell "don't taze me bro..."
[00:38] <@BobbyCarbn> yea, actually i have a big black van
[00:38] <[ill]will> http://www.hark.com/clips/qcxnrmxgtl-fashion-police-siren
[00:38] <[ill]will> listen ^
[00:38] <@BobbyCarbn> but....
[00:38] <gray725> you can forensicate anything.
01[00:38] <Enlight2k> you should use amazon ec2
[00:38] <@BobbyCarbn> you can infiltrate their inner circle
[00:38] <@BobbyCarbn> they always fuck up
06[00:38] * gray725 endorses amazon ec2. cheap and dirty, like a good hooker. or tranny cop.
[00:38] <@BobbyCarbn> at least once
[00:38] <@BobbyCarbn> and then you got em
[00:38] <them_> tor -> vps -> torsocks -> droppablebox
[00:39] <them_> rm droppable box
[00:39] <them_> goood fucking luck
[00:39] <them_> dont get flash, dont paste shit all over and stop rainting on irc
01[00:39] <Enlight2k> yep it is the cops asking questions
[00:39] <@jadedsecurity> rm -rf /
[00:39] <them_> and good fucking luck
[00:39] <gray725> it isn't about "not getting caught". it is about making it not worth the trouble for feds.
[00:39] <danielan> Or because they think they are smart...
[00:39] <yngjungian> fuck tor
[00:39] <@BobbyCarbn> its human nature to make mistakes
[00:39] <@BobbyCarbn> you trust the wrong person
[00:39] <@BobbyCarbn> or fuck up just once
[00:39] <@BobbyCarbn> and your done
[00:39] <gray725> yeah, half the people in this room broke tha trule.
01[00:39] <Enlight2k> yep the trust thing gets you all the time
[00:39] <b0n3z> >.>
[00:39] <danielan> yeah
01[00:39] <Enlight2k> no what is an e10k
[00:39] <@BobbyCarbn> i have one sitting here in my house
[00:40] <danielan> I used to have one in my garage
[00:40] <[ill]will> id10t
[00:40] <them_> Nope
[00:40] <b0n3z> ha
[00:40] <b0n3z> i have my id10t card
[00:40] <gray725> you went to see his wang?
[00:40] <danielan> Used it as a tool box
[00:40] <[ill]will> then he boned you
[00:40] <them_> that man had game.
[00:40] <brew_ninja> sun box
[00:40] <x25princess> he did!
[00:40] <danielan> No it's not
[00:40] <x25princess> have game
[00:40] <them_> You dorks googled it...
[00:40] <danielan> No
[00:40] <them_> just like me
[00:40] <them_> and nope didnt know waht it was
06[00:40] * gray725 has no garage. how big is it, then?
[00:40] <danielan> An e10k is a rack sized box
[00:40] <[ill]will> i got an enterprise 3000 sitting in front of me
[00:41] <@BobbyCarbn> its not the fucking size of a garage
[00:41] <[ill]will> u jelly
[00:41] <@BobbyCarbn> its large...
[00:41] <@BobbyCarbn> but that not big
[00:41] <danielan> Storage array
02[00:41] * brew_ninja (~brew_ninj@75-26-240-107.lightspeed.wkgnil.sbcglobal.net) Quit
[00:41] <gray725> bobby - thats what she said.... =(
[00:41] <@BobbyCarbn> a sunfire e10k is not that big bro
[00:41] <danielan> Are you thinking of a cray?
[00:41] <@BobbyCarbn> your high
[00:41] <@jadedsecurity> http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.link4pc.com/sun_servers/images_systems/e10000.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.link4pc.com/sun_servers/used_sun_microsystems_servers/sun_e10000.html&usg=__X_yWGb9LTNbKrRtD0aZJTSKfodM=&h=300&w=205&sz=4&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=Voy6TZWxuHnACM:&tbnh=160&tbnw=115&ei=5sMCTtT5BKXY0QH7iKzLCw&prev=/search%3Fq%3De10000%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DX%26biw%3D1378%26bih%3D759%26tbm%3Disch%26prmd%3Divns&it
[00:41] <@jadedsecurity> =1&iact=rc&dur=272&page=1&ndsp=29&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0&tx=68&ty=28&biw=1378&bih=759
[00:41] <eeeeeee> he's comparing it to his penis.
[00:41] <eeeeeee> leave him alone.
[00:41] <gray725> it's from a show?
[00:41] <@BobbyCarbn> suck on this: http://www.e10k.net/
[00:41] <dezlock> http://www.flickr.com/photos/mrbill/3837240960/
[00:41] <@jadedsecurity> im drunk, but it had a chair'
06[00:41] * gray725 was being serious. srsly.
[00:42] <danielan> So, while you are looing for a picture
[00:42] <danielan> care to bet?
[00:42] <[ill]will> http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=sun+enterprise+3000
[00:42] <danielan> I had one
[00:42] <danielan> They are old
[00:42] <@BobbyCarbn> yea man
[00:42] <danielan> Last company trashed it
[00:42] <danielan> I took it for the rack
[00:42] <@BobbyCarbn> i got it from dow jones
[00:42] <them_> http://www.hiwtc.com/photo/products/6/05/61/56130.jpg
[00:42] <yngjungian> sparcstation 5 ftw
[00:42] <@BobbyCarbn> my wife wont let me turn it on though
[00:42] <[ill]will> come take my enterprise
[00:43] <them_> e10k or tardus?
[00:43] <b0n3z> >.>
[00:43] <danielan> I also have a sparkbook
[00:43] <danielan> still works awesome
[00:43] <danielan> Sol 2.5 beauty
[00:43] <@BobbyCarbn> who is that fat fuck in that e10k picture?
01[00:43] <Enlight2k> i have a timex sinclair 1000
[00:43] <@BobbyCarbn> he has this face like he just jerked off in there
[00:43] <danielan> Those were awesome
[00:43] <danielan> I totally wanted one
[00:43] <danielan> Got a vic20 instead
[00:44] <@BobbyCarbn> Enlight2k i had one of those!
[00:44] <them_> 9600 meant it was time to get ascii boobs
[00:44] <@BobbyCarbn> epic
[00:44] <yngjungian> wow she likes porn!
[00:44] <@BobbyCarbn> duck pr0n
01[00:44] <Enlight2k> ascii boobs were awesome
[00:44] <@BobbyCarbn> chicken pr0n
[00:44] <them_> I have WAY more porn than that...
[00:44] <yngjungian> she's a winner
[00:44] <danielan> not if it's duck porn
[00:44] <yngjungian> :)
[00:44] <them_> I keep it... ON THE INTERNET
[00:44] <[ill]will> ( @)( @ )
[00:44] <[ill]will> shit my boobs are deformed
[00:44] <eeeeeee> tits or gtfo
01[00:44] <Enlight2k> god damn a terabyte of porn
[00:44] <[ill]will> ( @ )( @ )
[00:44] <danielan> ah
[00:44] <@BobbyCarbn> i have every vivid video every produced on my NAS
[00:44] <danielan> Netpics in 1996
[00:44] <@BobbyCarbn> its more then a TB
[00:44] <danielan> I loved netpics
01[00:45] <Enlight2k> camel dicks and all that
[00:45] <danielan> before they got sued out of existance
[00:45] <dezlock> Now that would be a funny QWEST commercial. We have every porn pic and vid ever made.
[00:45] <[ill]will> with sweaty hairy bushes
[00:45] <@BobbyCarbn> ack
[00:45] <[ill]will> that go to their bellybutton
[00:45] <them_> Persian women can be mmmmm
[00:45] <@BobbyCarbn> sweaty hairy bushes
[00:45] <yngjungian> half jew / half arab? how's that work?
[00:45] <them_> om nom nom
[00:45] <@BobbyCarbn> too much lube
[00:45] <[ill]will> ack syn
[00:45] <eeeeeee> that's inner conflict.
[00:45] <@BobbyCarbn> derp
[00:45] <yngjungian> nice
[00:46] <them_> shut your mouth, i dropped that shit at the border
[00:46] <danielan> Or they know but think it is too geeky
[00:46] <@BobbyCarbn> syn ack
[00:46] <@BobbyCarbn> jesus christ
[00:46] <@BobbyCarbn> RTFM all of you!
[00:46] <krangarajan> yo jaded, still haven't heard a single Indian joke yet
[00:46] <[ill]will> ath0++
[00:46] <@BobbyCarbn> TCPIP for dummies
[00:46] <krangarajan> I've always been here
[00:47] <@BobbyCarbn> karthik please do the needfull
[00:47] <them_> syn ack is for pussies
[00:47] <krangarajan> I know what jaded is
[00:47] <them_> real men send separate syn and ack replies
[00:47] <them_> like the original rfc
[00:47] <@BobbyCarbn> real men fuck pussies
[00:47] <b0n3z> oh on hold
[00:47] <b0n3z> god damnit
[00:48] <@BobbyCarbn> <engage 13 year old teenager script>
[00:48] <b0n3z> ....>.>
[00:48] <krangarajan> OK jaded is a skype noob
[00:48] <x25princess> haha
[00:48] <gray725> he has a mac.
[00:48] <b0n3z> yes
[00:48] <b0n3z> he is
[00:48] <eeeeeee> no, it's a mac thing.
[00:48] <krangarajan> dude, everything's echoing
[00:48] <krangarajan> I can hear everything twice
[00:48] <them_> not on our side.
[00:48] <@BobbyCarbn> fuck with all this tech savviness we can take down anon and lulzsec by the weekend
[00:48] <danielan> close one of your windows
[00:49] <gray725> Just remember, jadedsecuriy...never believe your own bullshit.
[00:49] <b0n3z> im not seein karthik
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[00:49] <yngjungian> lol bobby
[00:49] <b0n3z> hahaha bobby
[00:49] <KandiKush> lol
[00:49] <gray725> #antiantisec
[00:49] <gray725> #metasec
[00:49] <danielan> yay - a professional
[00:49] <eeeeeee> get a real computer
[00:49] <danielan> You should hire him
[00:49] <dezlock> time to run Windows in a VM
[00:49] <@BobbyCarbn> lets hack his shit while he is live
[00:49] <them_> you may know how to abuse a fin flag to port scan bsd systems but you cant use skype...
[00:50] <@BobbyCarbn> i closed skype down like 20 minutes ago
[00:50] <b0n3z> he is here
[00:50] <b0n3z> un hold us
[00:50] <krangarajan> Pick what up?
[00:50] <gray725> i'm here.
[00:50] <eeeeeee> super. you've mastered skype.
[00:50] <b0n3z> yay
[00:50] <eeeeeee> yeah, you know why? it's mac.
02[00:51] * @Active (~Really@ool-4570bab7.dyn.optonline.net) Quit (Quit: in limbo)
[00:51] <them_> who has speakers on?
[00:51] <@BobbyCarbn> karthik: call me
[00:51] <@BobbyCarbn> bobbycarbn
[00:51] <krangarajan> Dude, you are creating two calls
[00:51] <b0n3z> we still live?
[00:51] <krangarajan> You cant have two calls
[00:51] <@BobbyCarbn> i will get this shit on the rails
[00:51] <krangarajan> Yes you are live.
[00:51] <KandiKush> lol at skype skills
[00:51] <krangarajan> Dude, hang up the skype calls
[00:51] <krangarajan> I'll call everyone up
[00:51] <them_> yes... youre live
[00:51] <@jadedsecurity> waiting for kartrik
[00:51] <b0n3z> heh
[00:51] <@BobbyCarbn> i got skype on
[00:52] <b0n3z> this is a win first episode
[00:52] <@BobbyCarbn> and my pantz off
[00:52] <@jadedsecurity> lol
[00:52] <@jadedsecurity> me too wanna cam
[00:52] <eeeeeee> boxxy
[00:52] <@BobbyCarbn> c2c baby
[00:52] <@jadedsecurity> ;)
[00:52] <gray725> a/s/l?
[00:52] <@BobbyCarbn> i luv boxxy
06[00:52] * them_ puts on his robe and wizard hat.
[00:52] <gray725> them_ : nice
[00:53] <@BobbyCarbn> mumbai call center
[00:53] <them_> Leave it to the competent Indian guy.
[00:53] <KandiKush> Well it sounds like a real tech company
[00:53] <KandiKush> one indian guy
[00:53] <KandiKush> a loud white guy
06[00:53] * gray725 feels like he's calling dell.
[00:53] <b0n3z> princfess
[00:53] <eeeeeee> fix my computer!
[00:53] <@BobbyCarbn> does he have his CISSP?
[00:53] <b0n3z> accept my request
[00:53] <@BobbyCarbn> icecast
[00:53] <them_> KandiKush: dont forget the the manhater
[00:53] <@BobbyCarbn> use icecast
[00:53] <eeeeeee> Is your name Peggy?
[00:53] <b0n3z> there we go
[00:53] <b0n3z> and everyone is in!
[00:53] <b0n3z> army +1
[00:53] <@BobbyCarbn> not me :(
[00:54] <b0n3z> fuck lulzsec and anon
[00:54] <KandiKush> yup
[00:54] <gray725> a manhater, loud whiteguy, and dell tech support specialist walk into a bar...
[00:54] <krangarajan> Ah fixed
[00:54] <b0n3z> haha
[00:54] <b0n3z> bobbycarbn
[00:54] <x25princess> ohhh I like men...
[00:54] <b0n3z> add me on skype, b0n3zassassin
[00:54] <b0n3z> i'll get u in
[00:54] <gray725> get it in to win
[00:54] <b0n3z> DRINK
[00:54] <eeeeeee> CISSP decreases your computer skillz by 20 automatically.
[00:54] <eeeeeee> You don't gots A+ you're a nobody.
[00:54] <them_> VD ?
[00:55] <KandiKush> you get extra computer skills if you just lie about the cert on your resume
[00:55] <eeeeeee> psh pussies study for ceh.
06[00:55] * gray725 has bonus points.
[00:55] <eeeeeee> NO TAKE BACKS
[00:55] <geordy> can't hear anyone well but jaded
[00:55] <krangarajan> geordy: He doesn't have our podcast skills.
[00:56] <b0n3z> is it coming in crazy for ya'll too?
[00:56] <gray725> blame it on the minority...
[00:56] <geordy> ;-)
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[00:56] <b0n3z> no fuck u
[00:56] <eeeeeee> maybe not in India.
[00:56] <them_> It was working fine before...
[00:56] <them_> It all comes back to this not being the 90's
[00:56] <geordy> lmao
06[00:56] * gray725 turned the podcast to 11.
[00:56] <them_> everything went after the 90's
[00:57] <gray725> netbook > mac
[00:57] <gray725> n00bz use vans.
[00:57] <eeeeeee> Ron drives the mother fucking partyvan.
[00:57] <gray725> you'd bang this hit outta Ron?!!?
[00:57] <KandiKush> good job
[00:57] <eeeeeee> You know he would.
[00:57] <them_> drooool
[00:57] <[ill]will> dont be a pussy
[00:57] <KandiKush> being on twitter is bad
[00:57] <geordy> b0n3z fail!
[00:58] <b0n3z> =(
[00:58] <eeeeeee> You're welcome.
[00:58] <them_> meh, slowloris + tor... whooty doooo
[00:58] <b0n3z> lol
[00:59] <b0n3z> am i on his cock?
[00:59] <[ill]will> :(
[00:59] <them_> gtk front end wowywow
[00:59] <gray725> but it has a twitter plugin!
[00:59] <them_> but... not talking shut...
[00:59] <them_> he isnt hurting anyone
[00:59] <gray725> and goes through 10 nodez! that's 1337!
[00:59] <them_> so Im cool with him rolling along
[00:59] <gray725> i say props to jester - he keeps people in check.
[00:59] <b0n3z> thats all im sayin!
[00:59] <gray725> don't get me wrong, i'm a proud non-contributing supporter.
[01:00] <eeeeeee> bitches oughta love jester. he doesn't like lulzsec much. bitches don't like lulzsec much.
[01:00] <gray725> but i'm not going to worship anyone.
[01:00] <[ill]will> fuck a duck
[01:00] <them_> jesus tits
[01:00] <geordy> someone's fucking a duck
[01:00] <them_> Now I can really hear the duck
[01:00] <b0n3z> rofl
[01:00] <b0n3z> princses is
[01:00] <gray725> duck duck duck.....GOOSE!
[01:00] <KandiKush> its alot of hyperbole self prepetuated by the media who just dont understand
[01:00] <@jadedsecurity> #JADEDEXPOSURE we got ducks
[01:00] <them_> the duck fucking loves Lulz
[01:00] <yngjungian> hahaha
[01:00] <b0n3z> ROFL
[01:00] <b0n3z> i had to mute myself
[01:00] <eeeeeee> duck is in it for the lulz
[01:00] <geordy> lol
[01:01] <them_> Real thugs roll with ducks.
[01:01] <them_> what.
[01:01] <b0n3z> and tin foil hats
[01:01] <geordy> hopefully someone has been recording this
[01:01] <eeeeeee> that's gangsta
[01:01] <b0n3z> its on livestream
[01:01] <b0n3z> does that mean it saves?
[01:01] <@jadedsecurity> its being recorded
[01:01] <@jadedsecurity> ;)
[01:01] <them_> That duck has a CISSP
[01:01] <them_> seen it.
[01:01] <krangarajan> Hahahah
[01:01] <gray725> he's paper certified.
[01:02] <them_> Joe Rogan.
[01:02] <eeeeeee> ROGAN
[01:02] <[ill]will> http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhpq5iXvrH1qz8da8o1_400.gif
[01:02] <gray725> i'm not paying you royalties.
[01:02] <eeeeeee> I'm using it constantly, and I'm not paying you shit.
[01:02] <[ill]will> pdiddy
[01:02] <yngjungian> kayne west
[01:02] <[ill]will> biggie smalls
[01:02] <[ill]will> beastie boys
[01:03] <[ill]will> i was in with biggies bodyguard
[01:03] <gray725> i'm not touchin' that.
[01:03] <danielan> Not Run DMC?
[01:03] <eeeeeee> I'M TOUCHIN IT
[01:03] <gray725> ewww
[01:03] <gray725> with bobby's big black cock?
[01:03] <danielan> She talks too much was the last rap song I liked
[01:03] <[ill]will> D-Rock
[01:03] <eeeeeee> grandmaster flash and the furious 5, fuckers
[01:03] <gray725> don't you know? rap IS infosec.
[01:03] <them_> Podcast failing, get that duck on skype already
[01:04] <gray725> there is such a thing as bad infosec...
[01:04] <geordy> http://pastehtml.com/view/ay0yuwdno.html
[01:04] <eeeeeee> getting the duck on skype would take another fucking hour
[01:04] <[ill]will> duckraper
[01:04] <eeeeeee> fuck that noise
[01:04] <gray725> does the duck use a mac?
[01:04] <danielan> lol eeeeee
[01:04] <geordy> http://pastehtml.com/view/ay0yrif84.html
[01:04] <eeeeeee> duck is smarter than to use a mac
[01:05] <[ill]will> megaman?
[01:05] <them_> Get that little bastard a headset
[01:05] <[ill]will> nerdcore son
[01:05] <them_> and put a I AM LEGATT name tag on him
[01:05] <eeeeeee> he can be like pauldotcom!
[01:05] <yngjungian> pfft... at least crack the hashes
[01:05] <eeeeeee> paul assadorian duck!
[01:05] <gray725> Dude, the duck is qualified enough to give a defcon talk now..
[01:05] <gray725> or be published in 2600...
[01:05] <geordy> says at the top
[01:06] <b0n3z> he is gray
[01:06] <yngjungian> lol oops
[01:06] <yngjungian> better than bob
[01:06] <geordy> two different dumps
[01:06] <geordy> I pasted them both
[01:06] <[ill]will> everyone seemed to use ce19c5d4c3f2511a23f1639a1ba5d52f
[01:06] <yngjungian> u: bob / p: bob lol
[01:06] <eeeeeee> my pw is hugs69
[01:07] <[ill]will> my password is 12345
[01:07] <geordy> tan6tan
[01:07] <[ill]will> thats what i use on my luggage
[01:07] <b0n3z> HA
[01:07] <b0n3z> this is gangster
[01:07] <gray725> gay gangster.
[01:07] <[ill]will> its all about the pentiums
[01:07] <b0n3z> this is lulzsec and anons theme
[01:08] <@jadedsecurity> 100gb of ram
[01:08] <@jadedsecurity> wtf
[01:08] <gray725> Because a pentium is the best you can get in abottabad...
[01:08] <b0n3z> thats what i use
[01:08] <b0n3z> on my netbook
[01:08] <[ill]will> What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito?
[01:08] <b0n3z> rofl gray
[01:08] <@jadedsecurity> dorita
[01:08] <@jadedsecurity> ;)
[01:08] <b0n3z> heh
[01:08] <@jadedsecurity> AHHAHAHA
[01:08] <krangarajan> abottabad
[01:08] <krangarajan> Wasn't there was Osama was?
[01:08] <b0n3z> yes
[01:08] <b0n3z> pakistan
[01:09] <b0n3z> i was part of seal team 6 for that mission >.<
[01:09] <gray725> so was my mom.
[01:09] <eeeeeee> the dog?
[01:09] <b0n3z> and talking to them_ on irc at during the raid
[01:09] <krangarajan> So was the duck.
[01:09] <b0n3z> heh
06[01:09] * them_ gets around the tubes
[01:09] <@jadedsecurity> We got requests!!!!! Coming Up!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=outm3S8trH4
[01:09] <gray725> is this intermission?
[01:09] <x25princess> for the duck?
[01:09] <them_> I guess i best get a glass of scotch
[01:09] <[ill]will> You've got your own newsgroup, "alt.total-loser"
[01:09] <krangarajan> Now we're doing requests? Wow. Jaded is really drunk.
03[01:09] * jadedsecurity changes topic to 'longest podcast ever'
[01:10] <them_> could use a piss break
[01:10] <gray725> It isn't the length of the podcast, but how you use it...
[01:10] <@jadedsecurity> yep.. Im doing a smoke breake!!!
[01:10] <@jadedsecurity> my length is pretty good thanks for asking
[01:10] <krangarajan> Well, looks like jaded is compensating for the length of something else.
03[01:10] * jadedsecurity changes topic to 'Karthik admits small penis Episode #2'
03[01:11] * jadedsecurity changes topic to 'thats what she said!'
[01:11] <eeeeeee> boohoo
03[01:11] * jadedsecurity changes topic to 'Lulzsec rocks!! Discuss'
[01:11] <[ill]will> ̴ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡̡͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡̡̡ı̴̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡̡.
[01:11] <gray725> fail.
[01:12] <b0n3z> this is now the infosec request line
[01:12] <b0n3z> >.<
06[01:12] * gray725 requests a large pepperoni.
[01:12] <krangarajan> Some context to too small damnit: https://twitter.com/#!/krangarajan/status/83257250248007680
[01:12] <them_> love this track...
[01:12] <gray725> context is bad.
[01:12] <[ill]will> ن٥ﻻ ﻉ√٥ﺎ ٱ :)
[01:12] <[ill]will> dammit
[01:12] <eeeeeee> triforce
[01:13] <@BobbyCarbn> im back
[01:13] <[ill]will> sharpie in pooper
[01:13] <eeeeeee> no one missed you dude. the duck was better.
[01:13] <krangarajan> jadedsecurity नशे में है.
[01:13] <[ill]will> quack
[01:13] <krangarajan> Heh
[01:13] <krangarajan> Hindi actually worked there
[01:13] <krangarajan> Awesome.
[01:13] <@BobbyCarbn> go fuck your sister eeeeeee
[01:13] <@BobbyCarbn> :)
[01:13] <eeeeeee> Too busy doing your mom.
[01:14] <gray725> things that make you go eeeeeee....
[01:14] <[ill]will> ,~~.
[01:14] <[ill]will> ( 6 )-_,
[01:14] <[ill]will> (\___ )=='-'
[01:14] <[ill]will> \ . ) )
[01:14] <[ill]will> \ `-' /
[01:14] <[ill]will> ~'`~'`~'`~'`~
[01:14] <@BobbyCarbn> you fuck dead people?
[01:14] <eeeeeee> they complain less.
[01:14] <yngjungian> great jadedsecurity just became /b/
[01:14] <[ill]will> ٩(̾●̮̃̾•̃̾)۶
[01:14] <@BobbyCarbn> yea, must be tough with such a small peen
[01:14] <krangarajan> Hahaha awesome.
[01:15] <eeeeeee> Yeah, you would know.
[01:15] <eeeeeee> it's good to be 12 sometimes.
[01:15] <@BobbyCarbn> phail
[01:15] <them_> piss and a glass of scotch, achievement unlocked.
[01:15] <gray725> where's my damned pizza?
[01:15] <eeeeeee> walmart.
[01:16] <eeeeeee> that's where his pizza is.
[01:16] <them_> You got Vodka, but she has ducks.
[01:16] <gray725> it needs to be here.
06[01:17] * gray725 isn't acting.
[01:17] <eeeeeee> outside of work?
[01:17] <gray725> you act at work.
[01:17] <b0n3z> sadly the army is worse than this
[01:17] <@jadedsecurity> ./sqli now
[01:17] <[ill]will> u can pull your pud
[01:18] <eeeeeee> that's because they don't need to I guess.
[01:18] <@jadedsecurity> http://www.google.com/#sclient=psy&hl=en&authuser=0&source=hp&q=sql%20injection&pbx=1&oq=&aq=&aqi=&aql=&gs_sm=&gs_upl=&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&fp=2d7e05601b8a5ceb&biw=1378&bih=759&pf=p&pdl=300
[01:18] <them_> their firing up havij
[01:18] <them_> aaand waiting
[01:18] <yngjungian> but then... How did they have control of Unvelliance's botnet with just SQLI?
[01:18] <KandiKush> they did not according to the press release
[01:18] <x25princess> tis bizzare if girls talked like that to each other they would be pounding the shit out of each other..or crying
[01:19] <b0n3z> hahaha princess
[01:19] <gray725> girls....pounding the shit out of each other? dirty.
[01:19] <yngjungian> according to Lulzsec they had control of them
[01:19] <x25princess> not like that ;)
[01:19] <KandiKush> I thought they were selling a sinkhole?
[01:19] <b0n3z> rog jungian
[01:19] <gray725> another rule of the internet - don't take shit so seriously...
[01:19] <b0n3z> ha gray
[01:19] <eeeeeee> that's why girls can't handle the internets
[01:19] <b0n3z> heh
[01:20] <eeeeeee> everything is like totally fer serials
[01:20] <gray725> girls aren't on the internets anyway. they can't read.
[01:20] <eeeeeee> hypothetically.
[01:20] <gray725> theoretically.
[01:20] <b0n3z> ha
[01:20] <KandiKush> lol
06[01:20] * gray725 has a botnet in his pants.
[01:20] <eeeeeee> watch it gray, the fbi might take that over.
[01:20] <b0n3z> >.>
[01:20] <[ill]will> any everyones cumming
[01:20] <b0n3z> partyvan is on its way
[01:20] <[ill]will> and*
[01:20] <yngjungian> wow, never realized it was like that. They did that and had the balls to associate with FBI?
[01:20] <yngjungian> crazy
[01:21] <KandiKush> They were purposely letting systems become infected
[01:21] <KandiKush> to collect statistics on active botnets
[01:21] <b0n3z> the fbi probably funded them
[01:21] <danielan> I have no idea what UNiveillance did
[01:21] <b0n3z> got owned
[01:21] <b0n3z> by lulz
[01:21] <danielan> But you can detect botnets
[01:21] <KandiKush> they explained it pretty well in the conference call

Session Start: Thu Jun 23 05:55:06 2011
Session Ident: #jadedexposure
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03[05:55] * Topic is 'Longest Podcast Ever'
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[20:51] <BaconZombie> Yo
[20:51] <pizza1337> yo
[20:52] <jadedsecurity> haha
[20:52] <jadedsecurity> everyone join
[20:52] <jadedsecurity> lol
[20:52] <jadedsecurity> hold on im going to make myself op
03[20:53] * ChanServ sets mode: +imo jadedsecurity
[20:53] <@jadedsecurity> all in
03[23:45] * Set by jadedsecurity!~jadedsecu@cpe-72-229-145-240.nyc.res.rr.com on Wed Jun 22 22:31:57
[23:46] <b0n3z> that it does them_
[23:46] <b0n3z> that one is extremely active!
[23:46] <b0n3z> too many duck farts x25
[23:46] <them_> speaking of which... my next class is in two weeks i think... hurry up and move back B0n3z.
[23:46] <b0n3z> DAMNIT
[23:46] <b0n3z> fuck obama
03[23:46] * Looking up x25princess user info...
[23:46] <b0n3z> fuck the army
[23:46] <b0n3z> im hiding in seattle
[23:46] <them_> you signed up hot shot...
[23:46] <b0n3z> i am
[23:46] <gray725> yeah, seattle sucks. no one will go there.
[23:46] <b0n3z> hahaha
[23:47] <b0n3z> true them_
[23:47] <b0n3z> YAY DRINK
[23:47] <gray725> no one.
01[23:47] <Enlight2k> yes
[23:47] <x25princess> lol
[23:47] <b0n3z> heh
[23:47] <b0n3z> no...
[23:47] <b0n3z> >.>
[23:47] <brew_ninja> that is ghey
[23:47] <dezlock> marketing idiots
[23:47] <eeeeeee> didn't you know? once you get CISSP, you have to stop doing anything but sucking dicks.
[23:47] <b0n3z> DRINK
[23:47] <@BobbyCarbn> tell the HR whores that
[23:47] <gray725> Certifications are retarded. We know that. Now convince leadership that they're BS. They were convinced somehow, reverse it.
[23:47] <b0n3z> HA
[23:48] <@BobbyCarbn> no CISSP no CISO jobz for u
[23:48] <them_> true Bobby.
[23:48] <@BobbyCarbn> fuk em
[23:48] <b0n3z> fuck i wish
[23:48] <dezlock> I have so many certifications I have to use a bookmark for business cards.
[23:48] <them_> Everyone whines
[23:48] <them_> says FUCK THIS FUCK THAT
[23:48] <them_> but then they have the same certs I do
[23:48] <b0n3z> what about the requirement for CEH?
[23:48] <brew_ninja> hey, I have a cissp, but have never sucked dick. i make fun of it too, any cert my boss can get is not worth having
[23:48] <eeeeeee> yeah, stop sucking each other's dicks. and telling each other how great they are, when they suck
[23:48] <b0n3z> heh
[23:48] <eeeeeee> *cough* pauldotcom *cough*
[23:48] <gray725> stop the circlejerk!
[23:49] <them_> We just need to understand it is for HR and move on
[23:49] <them_> just like any other industry
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[23:49] <@BobbyCarbn> how about this
[23:49] <them_> Join my new movement Anti-Cert
01[23:49] <Enlight2k> i have not found any good meetings in florida
[23:49] <b0n3z> heh
[23:49] <eeeeeee> yeah but too many people think that CISSP = UBER 1337!
[23:49] <b0n3z> Anti-Cert
[23:49] <eeeeeee> and they take themselves way too fucking seriously
[23:49] <@jadedsecurity> im in #ANTICERT
[23:49] <gray725> You know what? lulzsec didn't say shit about cissp, but they get respect from your boss, right? So it can be done.
[23:49] <@BobbyCarbn> get the fucking skillz to stop these cocksuckers like lulzsec in their tracks
[23:49] <@BobbyCarbn> and prove our worth
[23:49] <@BobbyCarbn> instead...
[23:50] <@BobbyCarbn> these companies our outsourcing everything
[23:50] <b0n3z> heh
[23:50] <b0n3z> hbgary
[23:50] <them_> So, I have a lovely story.
01[23:50] <Enlight2k> a lot of the security ppl dont even know how to turn on a computer
[23:50] <b0n3z> go them_ go
[23:50] <@jadedsecurity> them_ u want in on skype?
[23:50] <them_> I was talking to a guy other day who told me he wanted to be a "pentester"
06[23:50] * gray725 would rather be a pizza delivery boy than ciso.
[23:50] <@jadedsecurity> Taking calls
[23:50] <@BobbyCarbn> and the outsourced companies put newfags into positions they have no business being in
[23:50] <b0n3z> skype ftw
[23:50] <danielan_> "security"is a broad category
[23:50] <them_> I dont have my rig setup right now jaded.
[23:50] <@jadedsecurity> jadedsecurity call now
[23:50] <danielan_> like CAP
[23:50] <@BobbyCarbn> and then they wind up calling me at fucking 2am on how to write a new signature for the IDS or firewall
[23:50] <them_> asked him about his background... dude said he hadnt "taken the classes for it yet"
[23:51] <them_> WTF?
[23:51] <danielan_> You can do that if you can read and write
[23:51] <them_> asked me what classes I took for it?
[23:51] <them_> um... hacking shit since 13... and being glad I can do it legally now?
[23:51] <@Active> corp jobs suck!!!!!!
[23:51] <b0n3z> give me asec
[23:51] <b0n3z> linux hates me
[23:51] <x25princess> me too!
[23:51] <b0n3z> GIVE ME ASEC
[23:51] <@jadedsecurity> wtf??
[23:52] <b0n3z> no turning on netbook
[23:52] <gray725> taking calls through -? skype?
[23:52] <b0n3z> lol
[23:52] <b0n3z> windows fail
01[23:52] <Enlight2k> this is cool
[23:52] <eeeeeee> dump the mac, assface.
[23:52] <brew_ninja> lol
[23:52] <x25princess> assface..hahaha
[23:52] <gray725> setting up a mac properly involves fire, alcohol, and guns.
[23:52] <them_> well played e^7
[23:52] <brew_ninja> they have cissp's
[23:52] <x25princess> oh
[23:52] <@BobbyCarbn> and they always have at least one hot chic working there
01[23:52] <Enlight2k> kinda community podcast
01[23:52] <Enlight2k> hahahah
[23:53] <b0n3z> wow
[23:53] <brew_ninja> wtf
01[23:53] <Enlight2k> wtf is lan analyst
[23:53] <@BobbyCarbn> just do what I do
[23:53] <@BobbyCarbn> lie
[23:53] <x25princess> where am i?
[23:53] <them_> Why the hell would they need a CISSP, MAC can't even get viruses.
[23:53] <dezlock> I bet they wanted a B.S. in Marketing too
[23:53] <@Active> bobbycarbn: LOL!!
[23:53] <@BobbyCarbn> yea i got that shit... how much you paying me
[23:53] <b0n3z> oops sorry
[23:53] <gray725> Bobby....exactly!
[23:53] <eeeeeee> because they fucking blow.
[23:53] <brew_ninja> yea
[23:53] <b0n3z> fuck mac
[23:53] <them_> Ata women!
[23:53] <gray725> Mac - it still blows balls, but costs more
[23:53] <them_> hate hate hate
[23:53] <@Active> Macs are the worse
[23:53] <@BobbyCarbn> ill fucking hack your grandmothers panties off... wheres the data center... f u and your CISSP
[23:53] <gray725> Use Linux.
[23:53] <them_> and now that they have X86 processors
[23:53] <gray725> Use VMs
[23:53] <brew_ninja> they suck more dick than all the ciccp's combined
[23:54] <them_> just be happy we can reuse the same shellcode on them now
[23:54] <b0n3z> lol
[23:54] <eeeeeee> Linux is scary.
[23:54] <b0n3z> hahaha
[23:54] <@BobbyCarbn> kk
[23:54] <@BobbyCarbn> gimme sex
[23:54] <@BobbyCarbn> sec
[23:54] <@BobbyCarbn> lols
[23:54] <them_> Next talk. Im talking cert letters and ROT13ing them on the slide
[23:54] <@BobbyCarbn> oh this shit is going to be great...
[23:54] <b0n3z> win
[23:54] <@BobbyCarbn> tunnled in from fucking Luxembourg through skype
01[23:55] <Enlight2k> who all is going to derby con??
[23:55] <brew_ninja> i am
[23:55] <gray725> I expected you to tunnel in via a grandmothers panties, bobby
[23:55] <them_> Podcast= drunk jaded hackers
[23:55] <them_> and im cool with it
[23:55] <them_> cause that might be my description...
[23:55] <eeeeeee> Derby Con is gay. And I don't talk to queers.
[23:55] <gray725> Enlight2k - Fuck derbycon, watch out for villecon. #truebsides
01[23:55] <Enlight2k> hahahaha
[23:55] <them_> it isnt like there is a skype remote out there...
[23:55] <them_> oh... wait...
[23:55] <eeeeeee> jaded, because you like sucking dick?
[23:55] <gray725> Derbycon - see all your pauldotcom buddies in one place.
01[23:55] <Enlight2k> Derbycon is my first sec con
[23:56] <@BobbyCarbn> gimme the number to call bitches
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01[23:56] <Enlight2k> true gray725
[23:56] <b0n3z> did i fail on skype or did something else fail?
[23:56] <eeeeeee> OHH he should go with you then
[23:56] <x25princess> oh irc
[23:56] <eeeeeee> and you can be gay together
[23:56] <eeeeeee> maybe get a discounted ticket
[23:56] <x25princess> you so funny
[23:56] <gray725> enlight - stay tuned for villecon info. underground, no cameras, no videos, no hype.
01[23:56] <Enlight2k> yep
[23:56] <@jadedsecurity> Lol...
[23:57] <x25princess> whos gay?
[23:57] <@BobbyCarbn> call me
[23:57] <them_> who isnt
[23:57] <@jadedsecurity> active
[23:57] <x25princess> nevermind
[23:57] <@BobbyCarbn> bobby carbn
[23:57] <@BobbyCarbn> skype is ready
[23:57] <eeeeeee> your mom
[23:57] <@Active> yes
[23:57] <@jadedsecurity> call Bobby
[23:57] <@jadedsecurity> Active is gay
[23:57] <x25princess> not anymore, she met yer dad
[23:57] <@jadedsecurity> I will push his phone number later ;)
[23:58] <eeeeeee> can't wait
[23:58] <eeeeeee> I'll make a youtube video.
[23:58] <@jadedsecurity> hahaha
[23:58] <x25princess> we can be brother and sister
[23:58] <gray725> a non is way too close to a nal
[23:58] <them_> Leaving their members...
[23:58] <them_> aka , join us... DDOS people for us...
[23:58] <them_> get arrested
[23:58] <them_> thats weak shit
[23:59] <them_> where's the respect, LONG GONE
[23:59] <gray725> the sql foundation or someone had the blind sql injection vuln
[23:59] <danielan> mysql.com
[23:59] <@jadedsecurity> Ron u lucky I can't find a pic
01[23:59] <Enlight2k> cant these companies run stupid scanners to find that shit
[23:59] <b0n3z> thank you danielan
[23:59] <danielan> yw
[23:59] <them_> Enlight2k, you have to have a department first
[23:59] <eeeeeee> he is. he is he is he is
01[23:59] <Enlight2k> yeah mitnick is a lamer
[23:59] <them_> or you have to pay for the assessment.
[23:59] <gray725> wait, mitnick is old school tho, right? doesn't that make him hardcore?
Session Time: Thu Jun 23 00:00:00 2011
[00:00] <eeeeeee> but he calls pauldotcom for advices!
01[00:00] <Enlight2k> mitnick is an old script kiddie
[00:00] <x25princess> oh that 80s pic is hot
[00:00] <eeeeeee> oh yeah. and he actually did shit to get arrested for so I guess that makes him SUPER cool
01[00:00] <Enlight2k> back in back orfice days
[00:00] <eeeeeee> butt trumpet
01[00:01] <Enlight2k> he might be ok with physical security
[00:01] <gray725> way to have a conversation killer...
[00:01] <@jadedsecurity> ffuck i cant find a pic of active
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[00:01] <gray725> butt trumpet - before appelbaum went gay (or is that what made him go gay?)
[00:01] <them_> geordy, yo.
[00:01] <eeeeeee> once you go BO you can't go back
[00:01] <geordy> howdy
[00:01] <geordy> did I miss it?
01[00:01] <Enlight2k> geordy hay
01[00:02] <Enlight2k> hahahahah
[00:02] <b0n3z> get on geordy
[00:02] <b0n3z> u can hear me ranting
[00:02] <x25princess> i cant hear shit
[00:02] <brew_ninja> my favorite mitnick quote "Mojito in one hand, and BBC in the other ;-) Starting now"
01[00:02] <Enlight2k> what about eset nod32
[00:02] <them_> Welp, they pulled Barnaby Jack over.
[00:02] <geordy> goddamned ads
[00:03] <dezlock> Eset is ok. I got a client that uses the enterprise version. They seem to like it.
01[00:03] <Enlight2k> damn that is awesome bonez
[00:03] <them_> love me some avg...
[00:03] <them_> cause of how much i love to bypass it
[00:03] <eeeeeee> you mean seattle
[00:03] <gray725> obama doesn't need a van.
[00:03] <them_> he has a big red button
[00:04] <them_> SHUT THIS BITCH DOWN
[00:04] <geordy> echo
[00:04] <b0n3z> we should need a group chat i think
[00:04] <@BobbyCarbn> not me fuckers
[00:04] <@BobbyCarbn> im not on nothing
[00:04] <gray725> this is a group chat.
[00:04] <them_> And noone is on... i love it
[00:05] <gray725> otherwise, i'm fuckin' psycho
[00:05] <b0n3z> for skype
[00:05] <x25princess> im not listening, i figured I'd avoid the feedback noize
[00:05] <@BobbyCarbn> im gonna go break some shit while jadedsecurity RTFMs
[00:05] <b0n3z> he is just the cissp
[00:05] <dezlock> Your CISSP can't help you now!
01[00:05] <Enlight2k> rtfm hahaah
[00:05] <gray725> BobbyCarbn - there is no manual for a mac. it just works.
[00:05] <eeeeeee> the level of eliteness in this place is just intolerable, man.
[00:05] <gray725> You don't need to read, your iphone does it for you.
[00:05] <@BobbyCarbn> apparently that was marketing bullshit
01[00:06] <Enlight2k> hahah gray725
[00:06] <b0n3z> im not atm
[00:06] <b0n3z> i found the other window
[00:06] <b0n3z> >.<
[00:06] <them_> best first episode fail, ever.
[00:06] <geordy> love the technical lulz
01[00:06] <Enlight2k> this is lulzsec
[00:06] <eeeeeee> that's what happens when you run shit from a mac
[00:06] <b0n3z> im not haering myself
[00:06] <danielan> lol
[00:06] <@jadedsecurity> ur on hold
[00:06] <brew_ninja> this is why the lan analyst needs a cissp
[00:07] <eeeeeee> this podcast is not Apple-approved
[00:07] <them_> the best way to respond to "do you hear me." "no man I cant hear you"
[00:07] <danielan> It's like a Verizon commercial
01[00:07] <Enlight2k> cause macs suck shit
[00:07] <gray725> ++ enlight2k
[00:07] <eeeeeee> this is ron.
[00:08] <brew_ninja> macs just suck money
[00:08] <gray725> and ass
01[00:08] <Enlight2k> yep that was great
[00:08] <gray725> ytcracker...as cool as a mac.
[00:08] <gray725> oh, wait...
[00:08] <brew_ninja> yes
[00:08] <them_> it is pretty damned good...
[00:08] <gray725> longevity != good
[00:09] <b0n3z> heh
[00:09] <x25princess> oh boy
01[00:09] <Enlight2k> http://youtu.be/7YoDt-MxhHg
06[00:09] * gray725 just isn't cool enough.
01[00:09] <Enlight2k> ytcracker link
[00:09] <them_> shit like this makes me want to go visit Bob.
[00:09] <@jadedsecurity> ill post it up when we done.. he said I can share it
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[00:10] <b0n3z> hahaha pound anti-sec
[00:10] <b0n3z> damn
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[00:10] <b0n3z> lulz dissed too
[00:10] <them_> #anticert
[00:10] <@jadedsecurity> are we still live
[00:10] <them_> yup
[00:10] <b0n3z> we are i think
01[00:10] <Enlight2k> yeah
[00:10] <[ill]will> http://www.reddit.com/r/netsec/comments/i645t/new_metasploit_module_bitcoin_jackerrb_downloads/ weeee im on reddit
[00:10] <@jadedsecurity> thank god!
[00:10] <eeeeeee> all I can hear is white people rapping I don't know
[00:10] <geordy> is the show over now and this is just the post?
01[00:10] <Enlight2k> no this ytcracker lulzsec song
[00:11] <gray725> /wrist
[00:11] <@jadedsecurity> ill post it... i hit him up he said i can share
[00:11] <eeeeeee> HAH
[00:11] <x25princess> this is funny
[00:11] <them_> nice [ill]will now... can you get ips from other peers from the traffic to the client?
[00:11] <them_> as it is p2p ?
[00:11] <@jadedsecurity> Pound antisec
[00:11] <them_> jsut sayin...
[00:11] <them_> client + tshark filter...
[00:11] <danielan> lol
[00:11] <danielan> I must be too old
[00:12] <eeeeeee> you mean your mac.
[00:12] <[ill]will> ill have to look into it
01[00:12] <Enlight2k> yes because a mac is not a computer
[00:12] <eeeeeee> know what fucks up a mac? being a mac.
[00:12] <@jadedsecurity> i love my mavcv
[00:12] <them_> we can hear him fine
[00:12] <them_> that is her issue....
[00:13] <gray725> i can hear all of them.
[00:13] <them_> youre all fine on the stream side
[00:13] <danielan> deja vous
[00:13] <gray725> quit holding each other.
[00:13] <eeeeeee> I'm going to take a nap. Lemme know when shit happens.
[00:13] <geordy> are you guys all in skype or is b0n3z phoning it in?
[00:13] <them_> sometimes... you just need to be held.
[00:13] <b0n3z> skype
[00:13] <them_> manhug in the middle
[00:13] <gray725> hold me?
[00:13] <gray725> no manhug.
[00:13] <@BobbyCarbn> you get your shit straight yet?
[00:13] <[ill]will> eiffel tower
[00:13] <@jadedsecurity> yeh call
[00:13] <@jadedsecurity> jadedsecurity
[00:14] <@BobbyCarbn> we need a token tranny
[00:14] <them_> I am a pretty man
[00:14] <@BobbyCarbn> every room needs a token tranny
[00:14] <gray725> the token tranny is jaded's mac.
[00:14] <b0n3z> hahaha
[00:14] <b0n3z> sorry them_
[00:14] <them_> it's okay, ill get you drunk and client side you later.
[00:14] <them_> ; )
[00:14] <b0n3z> awww
[00:14] <b0n3z> <3
[00:14] <gray725> ow
[00:14] <b0n3z> just not in front of the gf at defcon
[00:14] <b0n3z> lol
[00:14] <eeeeeee> yeah, in NY, it's called The Village.
[00:14] <them_> deal
[00:14] <@jadedsecurity> hahaha
[00:15] <them_> topic: BIT COIN
[00:15] <them_> and wallet stealing...
[00:15] <[ill]will> it jacks the wallet.dat from windows metasploit victims
[00:15] <them_> This module downloads any Bitcoin wallet.dat files from the target system},
[00:15] <eeeeeee> Topic: Why you don't give a con talk on scraping exif data.
[00:15] <them_> so the question is...
[00:15] <gray725> @ e^7 - because that would be gay. like haxxorthematrix...
[00:15] <them_> is it encrypted by default?
01[00:16] <Enlight2k> damn gray725
[00:16] <them_> im guessing no
01[00:16] <Enlight2k> yep
[00:16] <eeeeeee> yes.
[00:16] <geordy> yep
[00:16] <gray725> yeah.
[00:16] <[ill]will> larry pesce
[00:16] <them_> and... how do you get targets.
01[00:16] <Enlight2k> larry peicie
[00:16] <them_> welp, I assume you can sniff the clients traffic.
[00:16] <gray725> who, for some reason, thinks a talk on exif is worthwhile.
[00:16] <gray725> because new bsides sucks.
[00:16] <gray725> old bsides (bsides vegas 1) was awesome.
[00:16] <eeeeeee> new bsides is not bsides
[00:16] <gray725> it isn't an honor to be associated w/shit.
[00:16] <[ill]will> vendors pay for it
[00:16] <eeeeeee> new bsides is an excuse for dick sucking
[00:16] <[ill]will> vendors bought the keg and vodka :D
01[00:16] <Enlight2k> cloud so awesome
[00:17] <them_> the cloud is so safe.
[00:17] <b0n3z> http://s58.photobucket.com/albums/g256/DalkenLF/?action=view&current=VIDEO0006.mp4
[00:17] <them_> back off.
[00:17] <eeeeeee> Jaded was the best part of BsidesCT
[00:17] <b0n3z> that's the video i mentioned
01[00:17] <Enlight2k> cloud is your best friend
[00:17] <gray725> crowdsource the keg and vodka.
[00:17] <geordy> b0n3z how about dropboxes cloud fail?
[00:17] <[ill]will> yea next year will be better
01[00:17] <Enlight2k> cloud can give you a blowjob
[00:17] <eeeeeee> And I don't mean his talk *wink wink*
[00:17] <b0n3z> that has the crazy obama van
[00:17] <[ill]will> cloud guy gave $500
[00:17] <them_> Vendors bought me ENDLESS booze at t00rcon
[00:17] <b0n3z> whats up geordy?
[00:17] <them_> they have their role.
[00:17] <gray725> giving $500 doesn't make him less gay
[00:17] <gray725> if you're in it for the cash, do blackhat.
[00:17] <@BobbyCarbn> oh no its not
[00:17] <gray725> because 7 tracks just isn't enough...
[00:17] <@BobbyCarbn> feds are everywhere
[00:17] <[ill]will> i was in it to pay for the equipment and alcohol
[00:17] <@BobbyCarbn> they are deep inside that pussy
[00:17] <them_> Jaded have you seen all the amazon AMI backdoors?
[00:18] <@BobbyCarbn> deeeeeep inside
[00:18] <eeeeeee> Ron is a fed.
[00:18] <brew_ninja> need more beer
[00:18] <@jadedsecurity> yep
[00:18] <b0n3z> i do too
[00:18] <b0n3z> im out
[00:18] <@jadedsecurity> i just try to stay on the other side ;)
[00:18] <them_> this makes me happy, as it isnt a whoring out podcast it really is grumpy old security dorks...
[00:18] <@BobbyCarbn> and when the load is blown, it will ozze out her ass
[00:18] <gray725> them_ : yet.
[00:18] <@jadedsecurity> i dont have an agenda ;)
[00:18] <@jadedsecurity> just rant
[00:18] <[ill]will> adolph bitchler
[00:18] <them_> yes that is why Im only listening to the first episode gray
[00:18] <gray725> Stick with the ranting and you'll be fine. allow others to rant.
[00:19] <b0n3z> and young them_
[00:19] <them_> X25princress: It sounds like we are in the same boat.
[00:19] <eeeeeee> All female hacker group?
[00:19] <[ill]will> programs to wash dishes
[00:19] <them_> I totally only do chicks now
[00:19] <b0n3z> they have one in china
[00:19] <them_> cause of my man hate...
[00:19] <them_> you know.
[00:19] <eeeeeee> make me a sammich!
[00:19] <them_> >.>
[00:19] <yngjungian> shut up...women can't use computers
[00:19] <[ill]will> sudo make me a sammich
[00:19] <gray725> sudo make me a samich!
[00:19] <eeeeeee> Women can't read
[00:19] <[ill]will> beat you
[00:19] <eeeeeee> how do they use computers?
[00:19] <eeeeeee> these are lies.
[00:20] <them_> yeah, im definitely not serious 90% of the time.
[00:20] <dezlock> Hey we Asians have a monopoly on can't drive.
[00:20] <gray725> them_ : I haven't found many other decent podcasts. EL is occasionally bearable. cant' make it through 5min of pauldotcom. novashit blows.
[00:20] <[ill]will> how do i internets
[00:20] <them_> b0n3z, you're invited to the Tinfoil hat lunch at Defcon...
[00:20] <gray725> infosecdaily is annoying...
[00:20] <them_> start designing your hat now.
[00:21] <b0n3z> yes sir
[00:21] <geordy> sorry isd is annoying
[00:21] <yngjungian> just kidding mate
[00:21] <geordy> lol
[00:21] <eeeeeee> I wasn't joking.
[00:21] <eeeeeee> at ALL.
[00:21] <eeeeeee> RON MOTHERFUCKER
[00:21] <gray725> Rule #1 of the internet: That's not a chick.
[00:21] <brew_ninja> can you make that sound again x?
01[00:21] <Enlight2k> why is isd annoying?
[00:21] <gray725> Well, she doesn't ONLY have chick parts..
[00:21] <eeeeeee> tits or gtfo
[00:22] <gray725> no mantits!
[00:22] <yngjungian> nice
[00:22] <eeeeeee> I'll take mantits.
[00:22] <them_> Ive read her blogs, see her facebook page ect ect...
[00:22] <them_> get to it.
[00:22] <krangarajan> geordy: Did you say isd is annoying?
[00:22] <b0n3z> heh
[00:22] <eeeeeee> I bought 15 shirts.
[00:22] <them_> ha!
[00:22] <eeeeeee> Just not yours.
[00:22] <geordy> not me karthik ;-)
[00:22] <them_> well played e^7
[00:22] <gray725> enlight2k - isd felt like an almost-twitter-replacement-but-trying-to-be-more-hip
[00:22] <x25princess> thank you Them_
[00:22] <@BobbyCarbn> she bought them
[00:22] <@BobbyCarbn> elissa did
[00:23] <yngjungian> link
03[00:23] * Looking up gray725 user info...
[00:23] <eeeeeee> That's actually my favorite youtube video.
[00:23] <@BobbyCarbn> wacky bitch
[00:23] <eeeeeee> Because I made it.
[00:23] <gray725> she's a troll. trololol.
[00:23] <eeeeeee> for the lulz.
[00:23] <@BobbyCarbn> fuck her
[00:23] <@BobbyCarbn> right in the ass
[00:23] <@BobbyCarbn> with a dong
[00:23] <yngjungian> lol
[00:23] <[ill]will> i fucked elyssa and alls i got was this lowsy tshirt
[00:23] <b0n3z> lol
[00:23] <gray725> and herpes.
[00:23] <[ill]will> ^
[00:23] <@BobbyCarbn> she like the black cock
[00:23] <them_> herpes never hurt anybody
[00:23] <geordy> gray725: when is the last time you listened?
[00:23] <gray725> she HAS a big black...
[00:24] <them_> wait... in thinking of name calling.
[00:24] <[ill]will> the gift that keeps on giving
[00:24] <gray725> @geordy - A couple weeks ago.
[00:24] <them_> in = im
[00:24] <@jadedsecurity> u need to call in Bobby
[00:24] <yngjungian> she's cute though
[00:24] <@BobbyCarbn> oh you have no idea
[00:24] <yngjungian> I'd fuck her
[00:24] <@BobbyCarbn> with a stolen dick
[00:24] <[ill]will> me 2
03[00:24] * Looking up yngjungian user info...
[00:24] <@BobbyCarbn> and n00bz pushing
06[00:24] * gray725 doesn't wanna know how you "steal" a dick.
[00:24] <[ill]will> shes cute and a wackjob
[00:24] <eeeeeee> I'd fuck her with gray's mom's dick.
[00:24] <[ill]will> prolly has a wooly bush
[00:24] <@BobbyCarbn> lols
[00:24] <gray725> wow.
[00:24] <gray725> just wow.
[00:25] <gray725> she wouldn't be the first, tbh...
[00:25] <them_> gray725: you haven't seen the new dick 0day?
[00:25] <b0n3z> hack an amazon account gray725
[00:25] <b0n3z> then buy dildos
[00:25] <eeeeeee> You ARE trying to start shit. All women do is start shit.
[00:25] <gray725> them_ : is it a bruteforce?
[00:25] <@jadedsecurity> http://www.flickr.com/people/elyssad/
[00:25] <them_> ha
[00:25] <them_> never go full retard.
[00:25] <gray725> EVER
[00:25] <[ill]will> http://whistleblowers.posterous.com/this-has-code-jadedsecurity-why
[00:26] <gray725> you'd go full retard if you were a chick with a big black.....
[00:26] <b0n3z> lol
[00:26] <[ill]will> cyberstalker ftw
[00:26] <[ill]will> which one?
[00:26] <[ill]will> i dont have a mic here
[00:26] <@jadedsecurity> nesit
[00:27] <[ill]will> yea whitehat wednesday
[00:27] <eeeeeee> women don't think. you demonstrated that.
[00:27] <@jadedsecurity> if u guys werent 2 hours away
[00:27] <@BobbyCarbn> 7 proxies bitches
[00:27] <gray725> paper certification ftl...
[00:27] <@BobbyCarbn> come at me
[00:27] <eeeeeee> paper certified!
[00:27] <eeeeeee> FOR THE LULZ
[00:27] <gray725> those lulz costs $$$!
[00:27] <@BobbyCarbn> in russia you wipe your ass with cissp cert
01[00:28] <Enlight2k> what is this elyssad thing about
[00:28] <[ill]will> l.u.l.z. cert
[00:28] <eeeeeee> google it.
[00:28] <eeeeeee> lol
[00:28] <eeeeeee> fuck your lawyer
[00:28] <eeeeeee> he's paper certified
[00:28] <gray725> fun ideas are not good ideas.
[00:28] <eeeeeee> he's biased.
[00:28] <gray725> they're great ideas.
[00:28] <them_> agreed gray725
01[00:28] <Enlight2k> wtf what a retard
[00:28] <[ill]will> had all her shit in her google picasa
[00:28] <gray725> @jaded - dude, i think you're being trolled. srsly. there was a watermark on the pic.
[00:28] <[ill]will> cell phone info
[00:28] <[ill]will> address
[00:29] <[ill]will> social security #
[00:29] <eeeeeee> trolls don't exist
[00:29] <eeeeeee> they are mythical
[00:29] <gray725> joe k black + elyssa + "berg" = one collective.
[00:29] <eeeeeee> everything is real.
[00:29] <eeeeeee> SO?
[00:29] <gray725> #planbetter
[00:29] <eeeeeee> ever heard of Robin Sage?
[00:29] <gray725> Rule #2 - don't feed the trolls. they never leave...
[00:29] <eeeeeee> FUCK DEFCON
[00:29] <yngjungian> w00t
[00:29] <yngjungian> defcon
[00:30] <geordy> 95% going
[00:30] <eeeeeee> no one goes to defcon for defcon
[00:30] <[ill]will> http://www.flickr.com/photos/elyssad/5853399707/in/set-72157626882592797
[00:30] <brew_ninja> maybe - hotel price went way the fuck up
[00:30] <eeeeeee> I can drink much cheaper at other places
[00:30] <eeeeeee> with less circle jerking
[00:30] <[ill]will> eeeeee i wrote about robin sage
[00:30] <gray725> screw defcon, long live villecon
[00:30] <eeeeeee> I AM ROBIN SAGE
[00:30] <@jadedsecurity> ;)
[00:30] <[ill]will> http://www.illmob.org/?p=288
[00:30] <eeeeeee> that's the only way to tolerate defcon
[00:30] <them_> B0n3z IS the gringo warrior
[00:30] <yngjungian> lol you kill Sabu yet eeeeee?
[00:30] <gray725> villecon will be the TRUE bsides to derbycon
[00:30] <x25princess> rule #2-tru dat
[00:30] <@BobbyCarbn> robin sage had an awesome ass
[00:31] <gray725> nonaffiliated with bsides
[00:31] <eeeeeee> It is funny
[00:31] <yngjungian> robin sage, threatened him on twitter
[00:31] <[ill]will> http://www.godsgirls.com/girls/katya/album
[00:31] <eeeeeee> it's funny because everyone is so uptight about it.
[00:31] <geordy> lulzsec is losing my attention span
[00:31] <geordy> maybe I'm just too busy
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[00:32] <gray725> that plan was adopted to get anonymous on board
[00:32] <eeeeeee> dude, just because they leak it doesn't mean you have to use it for evil, man.
[00:32] <yngjungian> nah, thats shit actually
[00:32] <gray725> think about it. add in anonymous, and you can hide in a LOT of noise.
[00:32] <yngjungian> leaking is fucked
[00:32] <@Active> jaded: mad TONZ of money smoking cigs and killing time
[00:32] <@jadedsecurity> hhahaha
[00:32] <gray725> I'm not cissp, but i stayed in a holiday inn last night...
[00:32] <@Active> ever meet
[00:33] <danielan> Did you click the button?
[00:33] <gray725> oh, that makes me more qualified, doesn't it?
[00:33] <@BobbyCarbn> did you find trannys there?
[00:33] <eeeeeee> it's a trap
01[00:33] <Enlight2k> florida is sooo awesome
[00:33] <@Active> jade does drink like a girl, cant handle his liquor
[00:33] <@BobbyCarbn> at the end
01[00:33] <Enlight2k> space coast is great
[00:33] <@BobbyCarbn> a really hot tranny with a huge dick
[00:33] <gray725> holy shit, what holiday inns are you guys going to?
[00:33] <@BobbyCarbn> it would ruin everything
01[00:33] <Enlight2k> i live here in florida
[00:33] <eeeeeee> so go.
[00:34] <krangarajan> I am here
[00:34] <gray725> mancrush? you got a manbag, too?
[00:34] <@BobbyCarbn> please do the needful
[00:34] <them_> This is a bit raunchy for karthik
[00:34] <gray725> toss a sack over your shoulder?
[00:34] <geordy> a merse
[00:34] <them_> he's a gentleman.
[00:34] <krangarajan> Nah, I am still here.
[00:34] <gray725> manbag = manpurse
[00:34] <eeeeeee> you aren't going to the right holiday inns, obviously, jade
[00:34] <krangarajan> Just being quiet.
[00:34] <them_> I have a murse.
[00:34] <[ill]will> fannypack
[00:35] <them_> I just want zf0 to drop dox and disappear for another two years.
[00:35] <@BobbyCarbn> thats been around on hackerforums for years
[00:35] <@BobbyCarbn> they have a whole section for SQLi
[00:35] <@BobbyCarbn> yea
[00:35] <@BobbyCarbn> go to hacker forums
[00:35] <eeeeeee> or a woman, even
[00:35] <yngjungian> immortaltechnique.co.uk?
[00:35] <them_> Ive seen it... it's from a few months ago. on pastebin.
[00:36] <them_> was linked with about 5000 sqli dorks
[00:36] <yngjungian> http://www.immortaltechnique.co.uk/Thread-Ultimate-SQLI-Tutorial
[00:36] <yngjungian> that one
[00:36] <gray725> zf0 is at least entertaining...
[00:36] <gray725> it sounds like male birth control pills.
[00:36] <yngjungian> nah, the sqli
[00:36] <@BobbyCarbn> lols
[00:36] <@BobbyCarbn> looks like hackerforums.net is down
[00:36] <eeeeeee> bin laden used sql injections?
[00:36] <gray725> yeah, non english shit is annoying.
[00:36] <eeeeeee> they don't have computers there
[00:36] <eeeeeee> Ask Egypt.
[00:37] <@BobbyCarbn> i was a first responder to that shit
[00:37] <@BobbyCarbn> lols
[00:37] <gray725> a tranny cop?
[00:37] <[ill]will> how do i hax hotmales
[00:37] <@BobbyCarbn> yea tranny cop :)
[00:37] <them_> We have to have atleast 1 fed.
[00:37] <eeeeeee> cops have man purses
[00:37] <them_> nothing wrong with that.
[00:37] <@BobbyCarbn> with a huge black cock
[00:37] <@BobbyCarbn> dripping with lube
[00:37] <eeeeeee> do you drive a big black van?
06[00:37] * them_ waves to the feds
[00:37] <gray725> do you beat people with it?
06[00:37] * b0n3z puts on tinfoil hat on
[00:38] <gray725> I bet people don't yell "don't taze me bro..."
[00:38] <@BobbyCarbn> yea, actually i have a big black van
[00:38] <[ill]will> http://www.hark.com/clips/qcxnrmxgtl-fashion-police-siren
[00:38] <[ill]will> listen ^
[00:38] <@BobbyCarbn> but....
[00:38] <gray725> you can forensicate anything.
01[00:38] <Enlight2k> you should use amazon ec2
[00:38] <@BobbyCarbn> you can infiltrate their inner circle
[00:38] <@BobbyCarbn> they always fuck up
06[00:38] * gray725 endorses amazon ec2. cheap and dirty, like a good hooker. or tranny cop.
[00:38] <@BobbyCarbn> at least once
[00:38] <@BobbyCarbn> and then you got em
[00:38] <them_> tor -> vps -> torsocks -> droppablebox
[00:39] <them_> rm droppable box
[00:39] <them_> goood fucking luck
[00:39] <them_> dont get flash, dont paste shit all over and stop rainting on irc
01[00:39] <Enlight2k> yep it is the cops asking questions
[00:39] <@jadedsecurity> rm -rf /
[00:39] <them_> and good fucking luck
[00:39] <gray725> it isn't about "not getting caught". it is about making it not worth the trouble for feds.
[00:39] <danielan> Or because they think they are smart...
[00:39] <yngjungian> fuck tor
[00:39] <@BobbyCarbn> its human nature to make mistakes
[00:39] <@BobbyCarbn> you trust the wrong person
[00:39] <@BobbyCarbn> or fuck up just once
[00:39] <@BobbyCarbn> and your done
[00:39] <gray725> yeah, half the people in this room broke tha trule.
01[00:39] <Enlight2k> yep the trust thing gets you all the time
[00:39] <b0n3z> >.>
[00:39] <danielan> yeah
01[00:39] <Enlight2k> no what is an e10k
[00:39] <@BobbyCarbn> i have one sitting here in my house
[00:40] <danielan> I used to have one in my garage
[00:40] <[ill]will> id10t
[00:40] <them_> Nope
[00:40] <b0n3z> ha
[00:40] <b0n3z> i have my id10t card
[00:40] <gray725> you went to see his wang?
[00:40] <danielan> Used it as a tool box
[00:40] <[ill]will> then he boned you
[00:40] <them_> that man had game.
[00:40] <brew_ninja> sun box
[00:40] <x25princess> he did!
[00:40] <danielan> No it's not
[00:40] <x25princess> have game
[00:40] <them_> You dorks googled it...
[00:40] <danielan> No
[00:40] <them_> just like me
[00:40] <them_> and nope didnt know waht it was
06[00:40] * gray725 has no garage. how big is it, then?
[00:40] <danielan> An e10k is a rack sized box
[00:40] <[ill]will> i got an enterprise 3000 sitting in front of me
[00:41] <@BobbyCarbn> its not the fucking size of a garage
[00:41] <[ill]will> u jelly
[00:41] <@BobbyCarbn> its large...
[00:41] <@BobbyCarbn> but that not big
[00:41] <danielan> Storage array
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[00:41] <gray725> bobby - thats what she said.... =(
[00:41] <@BobbyCarbn> a sunfire e10k is not that big bro
[00:41] <danielan> Are you thinking of a cray?
[00:41] <@BobbyCarbn> your high
[00:41] <@jadedsecurity> http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.link4pc.com/sun_servers/images_systems/e10000.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.link4pc.com/sun_servers/used_sun_microsystems_servers/sun_e10000.html&usg=__X_yWGb9LTNbKrRtD0aZJTSKfodM=&h=300&w=205&sz=4&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=Voy6TZWxuHnACM:&tbnh=160&tbnw=115&ei=5sMCTtT5BKXY0QH7iKzLCw&prev=/search%3Fq%3De10000%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DX%26biw%3D1378%26bih%3D759%26tbm%3Disch%26prmd%3Divns&it
[00:41] <@jadedsecurity> =1&iact=rc&dur=272&page=1&ndsp=29&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0&tx=68&ty=28&biw=1378&bih=759
[00:41] <eeeeeee> he's comparing it to his penis.
[00:41] <eeeeeee> leave him alone.
[00:41] <gray725> it's from a show?
[00:41] <@BobbyCarbn> suck on this: http://www.e10k.net/
[00:41] <dezlock> http://www.flickr.com/photos/mrbill/3837240960/
[00:41] <@jadedsecurity> im drunk, but it had a chair'
06[00:41] * gray725 was being serious. srsly.
[00:42] <danielan> So, while you are looing for a picture
[00:42] <danielan> care to bet?
[00:42] <[ill]will> http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=sun+enterprise+3000
[00:42] <danielan> I had one
[00:42] <danielan> They are old
[00:42] <@BobbyCarbn> yea man
[00:42] <danielan> Last company trashed it
[00:42] <danielan> I took it for the rack
[00:42] <@BobbyCarbn> i got it from dow jones
[00:42] <them_> http://www.hiwtc.com/photo/products/6/05/61/56130.jpg
[00:42] <yngjungian> sparcstation 5 ftw
[00:42] <@BobbyCarbn> my wife wont let me turn it on though
[00:42] <[ill]will> come take my enterprise
[00:43] <them_> e10k or tardus?
[00:43] <b0n3z> >.>
[00:43] <danielan> I also have a sparkbook
[00:43] <danielan> still works awesome
[00:43] <danielan> Sol 2.5 beauty
[00:43] <@BobbyCarbn> who is that fat fuck in that e10k picture?
01[00:43] <Enlight2k> i have a timex sinclair 1000
[00:43] <@BobbyCarbn> he has this face like he just jerked off in there
[00:43] <danielan> Those were awesome
[00:43] <danielan> I totally wanted one
[00:43] <danielan> Got a vic20 instead
[00:44] <@BobbyCarbn> Enlight2k i had one of those!
[00:44] <them_> 9600 meant it was time to get ascii boobs
[00:44] <@BobbyCarbn> epic
[00:44] <yngjungian> wow she likes porn!
[00:44] <@BobbyCarbn> duck pr0n
01[00:44] <Enlight2k> ascii boobs were awesome
[00:44] <@BobbyCarbn> chicken pr0n
[00:44] <them_> I have WAY more porn than that...
[00:44] <yngjungian> she's a winner
[00:44] <danielan> not if it's duck porn
[00:44] <yngjungian> :)
[00:44] <them_> I keep it... ON THE INTERNET
[00:44] <[ill]will> ( @)( @ )
[00:44] <[ill]will> shit my boobs are deformed
[00:44] <eeeeeee> tits or gtfo
01[00:44] <Enlight2k> god damn a terabyte of porn
[00:44] <[ill]will> ( @ )( @ )
[00:44] <danielan> ah
[00:44] <@BobbyCarbn> i have every vivid video every produced on my NAS
[00:44] <danielan> Netpics in 1996
[00:44] <@BobbyCarbn> its more then a TB
[00:44] <danielan> I loved netpics
01[00:45] <Enlight2k> camel dicks and all that
[00:45] <danielan> before they got sued out of existance
[00:45] <dezlock> Now that would be a funny QWEST commercial. We have every porn pic and vid ever made.
[00:45] <[ill]will> with sweaty hairy bushes
[00:45] <@BobbyCarbn> ack
[00:45] <[ill]will> that go to their bellybutton
[00:45] <them_> Persian women can be mmmmm
[00:45] <@BobbyCarbn> sweaty hairy bushes
[00:45] <yngjungian> half jew / half arab? how's that work?
[00:45] <them_> om nom nom
[00:45] <@BobbyCarbn> too much lube
[00:45] <[ill]will> ack syn
[00:45] <eeeeeee> that's inner conflict.
[00:45] <@BobbyCarbn> derp
[00:45] <yngjungian> nice
[00:46] <them_> shut your mouth, i dropped that shit at the border
[00:46] <danielan> Or they know but think it is too geeky
[00:46] <@BobbyCarbn> syn ack
[00:46] <@BobbyCarbn> jesus christ
[00:46] <@BobbyCarbn> RTFM all of you!
[00:46] <krangarajan> yo jaded, still haven't heard a single Indian joke yet
[00:46] <[ill]will> ath0++
[00:46] <@BobbyCarbn> TCPIP for dummies
[00:46] <krangarajan> I've always been here
[00:47] <@BobbyCarbn> karthik please do the needfull
[00:47] <them_> syn ack is for pussies
[00:47] <krangarajan> I know what jaded is
[00:47] <them_> real men send separate syn and ack replies
[00:47] <them_> like the original rfc
[00:47] <@BobbyCarbn> real men fuck pussies
[00:47] <b0n3z> oh on hold
[00:47] <b0n3z> god damnit
[00:48] <@BobbyCarbn> <engage 13 year old teenager script>
[00:48] <b0n3z> ....>.>
[00:48] <krangarajan> OK jaded is a skype noob
[00:48] <x25princess> haha
[00:48] <gray725> he has a mac.
[00:48] <b0n3z> yes
[00:48] <b0n3z> he is
[00:48] <eeeeeee> no, it's a mac thing.
[00:48] <krangarajan> dude, everything's echoing
[00:48] <krangarajan> I can hear everything twice
[00:48] <them_> not on our side.
[00:48] <@BobbyCarbn> fuck with all this tech savviness we can take down anon and lulzsec by the weekend
[00:48] <danielan> close one of your windows
[00:49] <gray725> Just remember, jadedsecuriy...never believe your own bullshit.
[00:49] <b0n3z> im not seein karthik
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[00:49] <yngjungian> lol bobby
[00:49] <b0n3z> hahaha bobby
[00:49] <KandiKush> lol
[00:49] <gray725> #antiantisec
[00:49] <gray725> #metasec
[00:49] <danielan> yay - a professional
[00:49] <eeeeeee> get a real computer
[00:49] <danielan> You should hire him
[00:49] <dezlock> time to run Windows in a VM
[00:49] <@BobbyCarbn> lets hack his shit while he is live
[00:49] <them_> you may know how to abuse a fin flag to port scan bsd systems but you cant use skype...
[00:50] <@BobbyCarbn> i closed skype down like 20 minutes ago
[00:50] <b0n3z> he is here
[00:50] <b0n3z> un hold us
[00:50] <krangarajan> Pick what up?
[00:50] <gray725> i'm here.
[00:50] <eeeeeee> super. you've mastered skype.
[00:50] <b0n3z> yay
[00:50] <eeeeeee> yeah, you know why? it's mac.
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[00:51] <them_> who has speakers on?
[00:51] <@BobbyCarbn> karthik: call me
[00:51] <@BobbyCarbn> bobbycarbn
[00:51] <krangarajan> Dude, you are creating two calls
[00:51] <b0n3z> we still live?
[00:51] <krangarajan> You cant have two calls
[00:51] <@BobbyCarbn> i will get this shit on the rails
[00:51] <krangarajan> Yes you are live.
[00:51] <KandiKush> lol at skype skills
[00:51] <krangarajan> Dude, hang up the skype calls
[00:51] <krangarajan> I'll call everyone up
[00:51] <them_> yes... youre live
[00:51] <@jadedsecurity> waiting for kartrik
[00:51] <b0n3z> heh
[00:51] <@BobbyCarbn> i got skype on
[00:52] <b0n3z> this is a win first episode
[00:52] <@BobbyCarbn> and my pantz off
[00:52] <@jadedsecurity> lol
[00:52] <@jadedsecurity> me too wanna cam
[00:52] <eeeeeee> boxxy
[00:52] <@BobbyCarbn> c2c baby
[00:52] <@jadedsecurity> ;)
[00:52] <gray725> a/s/l?
[00:52] <@BobbyCarbn> i luv boxxy
06[00:52] * them_ puts on his robe and wizard hat.
[00:52] <gray725> them_ : nice
[00:53] <@BobbyCarbn> mumbai call center
[00:53] <them_> Leave it to the competent Indian guy.
[00:53] <KandiKush> Well it sounds like a real tech company
[00:53] <KandiKush> one indian guy
[00:53] <KandiKush> a loud white guy
06[00:53] * gray725 feels like he's calling dell.
[00:53] <b0n3z> princfess
[00:53] <eeeeeee> fix my computer!
[00:53] <@BobbyCarbn> does he have his CISSP?
[00:53] <b0n3z> accept my request
[00:53] <@BobbyCarbn> icecast
[00:53] <them_> KandiKush: dont forget the the manhater
[00:53] <@BobbyCarbn> use icecast
[00:53] <eeeeeee> Is your name Peggy?
[00:53] <b0n3z> there we go
[00:53] <b0n3z> and everyone is in!
[00:53] <b0n3z> army +1
[00:53] <@BobbyCarbn> not me :(
[00:54] <b0n3z> fuck lulzsec and anon
[00:54] <KandiKush> yup
[00:54] <gray725> a manhater, loud whiteguy, and dell tech support specialist walk into a bar...
[00:54] <krangarajan> Ah fixed
[00:54] <b0n3z> haha
[00:54] <b0n3z> bobbycarbn
[00:54] <x25princess> ohhh I like men...
[00:54] <b0n3z> add me on skype, b0n3zassassin
[00:54] <b0n3z> i'll get u in
[00:54] <gray725> get it in to win
[00:54] <b0n3z> DRINK
[00:54] <eeeeeee> CISSP decreases your computer skillz by 20 automatically.
[00:54] <eeeeeee> You don't gots A+ you're a nobody.
[00:54] <them_> VD ?
[00:55] <KandiKush> you get extra computer skills if you just lie about the cert on your resume
[00:55] <eeeeeee> psh pussies study for ceh.
06[00:55] * gray725 has bonus points.
[00:55] <eeeeeee> NO TAKE BACKS
[00:55] <geordy> can't hear anyone well but jaded
[00:55] <krangarajan> geordy: He doesn't have our podcast skills.
[00:56] <b0n3z> is it coming in crazy for ya'll too?
[00:56] <gray725> blame it on the minority...
[00:56] <geordy> ;-)
03[00:56] * dezlock (~dezlock@68-190-35-134.dhcp.gwnt.ga.charter.com) has left #jadedexposure
[00:56] <b0n3z> no fuck u
[00:56] <eeeeeee> maybe not in India.
[00:56] <them_> It was working fine before...
[00:56] <them_> It all comes back to this not being the 90's
[00:56] <geordy> lmao
06[00:56] * gray725 turned the podcast to 11.
[00:56] <them_> everything went after the 90's
[00:57] <gray725> netbook > mac
[00:57] <gray725> n00bz use vans.
[00:57] <eeeeeee> Ron drives the mother fucking partyvan.
[00:57] <gray725> you'd bang this hit outta Ron?!!?
[00:57] <KandiKush> good job
[00:57] <eeeeeee> You know he would.
[00:57] <them_> drooool
[00:57] <[ill]will> dont be a pussy
[00:57] <KandiKush> being on twitter is bad
[00:57] <geordy> b0n3z fail!
[00:58] <b0n3z> =(
[00:58] <eeeeeee> You're welcome.
[00:58] <them_> meh, slowloris + tor... whooty doooo
[00:58] <b0n3z> lol
[00:59] <b0n3z> am i on his cock?
[00:59] <[ill]will> :(
[00:59] <them_> gtk front end wowywow
[00:59] <gray725> but it has a twitter plugin!
[00:59] <them_> but... not talking shut...
[00:59] <them_> he isnt hurting anyone
[00:59] <gray725> and goes through 10 nodez! that's 1337!
[00:59] <them_> so Im cool with him rolling along
[00:59] <gray725> i say props to jester - he keeps people in check.
[00:59] <b0n3z> thats all im sayin!
[00:59] <gray725> don't get me wrong, i'm a proud non-contributing supporter.
[01:00] <eeeeeee> bitches oughta love jester. he doesn't like lulzsec much. bitches don't like lulzsec much.
[01:00] <gray725> but i'm not going to worship anyone.
[01:00] <[ill]will> fuck a duck
[01:00] <them_> jesus tits
[01:00] <geordy> someone's fucking a duck
[01:00] <them_> Now I can really hear the duck
[01:00] <b0n3z> rofl
[01:00] <b0n3z> princses is
[01:00] <gray725> duck duck duck.....GOOSE!
[01:00] <KandiKush> its alot of hyperbole self prepetuated by the media who just dont understand
[01:00] <@jadedsecurity> #JADEDEXPOSURE we got ducks
[01:00] <them_> the duck fucking loves Lulz
[01:00] <yngjungian> hahaha
[01:00] <b0n3z> ROFL
[01:00] <b0n3z> i had to mute myself
[01:00] <eeeeeee> duck is in it for the lulz
[01:00] <geordy> lol
[01:01] <them_> Real thugs roll with ducks.
[01:01] <them_> what.
[01:01] <b0n3z> and tin foil hats
[01:01] <geordy> hopefully someone has been recording this
[01:01] <eeeeeee> that's gangsta
[01:01] <b0n3z> its on livestream
[01:01] <b0n3z> does that mean it saves?
[01:01] <@jadedsecurity> its being recorded
[01:01] <@jadedsecurity> ;)
[01:01] <them_> That duck has a CISSP
[01:01] <them_> seen it.
[01:01] <krangarajan> Hahahah
[01:01] <gray725> he's paper certified.
[01:02] <them_> Joe Rogan.
[01:02] <eeeeeee> ROGAN
[01:02] <[ill]will> http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhpq5iXvrH1qz8da8o1_400.gif
[01:02] <gray725> i'm not paying you royalties.
[01:02] <eeeeeee> I'm using it constantly, and I'm not paying you shit.
[01:02] <[ill]will> pdiddy
[01:02] <yngjungian> kayne west
[01:02] <[ill]will> biggie smalls
[01:02] <[ill]will> beastie boys
[01:03] <[ill]will> i was in with biggies bodyguard
[01:03] <gray725> i'm not touchin' that.
[01:03] <danielan> Not Run DMC?
[01:03] <eeeeeee> I'M TOUCHIN IT
[01:03] <gray725> ewww
[01:03] <gray725> with bobby's big black cock?
[01:03] <danielan> She talks too much was the last rap song I liked
[01:03] <[ill]will> D-Rock
[01:03] <eeeeeee> grandmaster flash and the furious 5, fuckers
[01:03] <gray725> don't you know? rap IS infosec.
[01:03] <them_> Podcast failing, get that duck on skype already
[01:04] <gray725> there is such a thing as bad infosec...
[01:04] <geordy> http://pastehtml.com/view/ay0yuwdno.html
[01:04] <eeeeeee> getting the duck on skype would take another fucking hour
[01:04] <[ill]will> duckraper
[01:04] <eeeeeee> fuck that noise
[01:04] <gray725> does the duck use a mac?
[01:04] <danielan> lol eeeeee
[01:04] <geordy> http://pastehtml.com/view/ay0yrif84.html
[01:04] <eeeeeee> duck is smarter than to use a mac
[01:05] <[ill]will> megaman?
[01:05] <them_> Get that little bastard a headset
[01:05] <[ill]will> nerdcore son
[01:05] <them_> and put a I AM LEGATT name tag on him
[01:05] <eeeeeee> he can be like pauldotcom!
[01:05] <yngjungian> pfft... at least crack the hashes
[01:05] <eeeeeee> paul assadorian duck!
[01:05] <gray725> Dude, the duck is qualified enough to give a defcon talk now..
[01:05] <gray725> or be published in 2600...
[01:05] <geordy> says at the top
[01:06] <b0n3z> he is gray
[01:06] <yngjungian> lol oops
[01:06] <yngjungian> better than bob
[01:06] <geordy> two different dumps
[01:06] <geordy> I pasted them both
[01:06] <[ill]will> everyone seemed to use ce19c5d4c3f2511a23f1639a1ba5d52f
[01:06] <yngjungian> u: bob / p: bob lol
[01:06] <eeeeeee> my pw is hugs69
[01:07] <[ill]will> my password is 12345
[01:07] <geordy> tan6tan
[01:07] <[ill]will> thats what i use on my luggage
[01:07] <b0n3z> HA
[01:07] <b0n3z> this is gangster
[01:07] <gray725> gay gangster.
[01:07] <[ill]will> its all about the pentiums
[01:07] <b0n3z> this is lulzsec and anons theme
[01:08] <@jadedsecurity> 100gb of ram
[01:08] <@jadedsecurity> wtf
[01:08] <gray725> Because a pentium is the best you can get in abottabad...
[01:08] <b0n3z> thats what i use
[01:08] <b0n3z> on my netbook
[01:08] <[ill]will> What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito?
[01:08] <b0n3z> rofl gray
[01:08] <@jadedsecurity> dorita
[01:08] <@jadedsecurity> ;)
[01:08] <b0n3z> heh
[01:08] <@jadedsecurity> AHHAHAHA
[01:08] <krangarajan> abottabad
[01:08] <krangarajan> Wasn't there was Osama was?
[01:08] <b0n3z> yes
[01:08] <b0n3z> pakistan
[01:09] <b0n3z> i was part of seal team 6 for that mission >.<
[01:09] <gray725> so was my mom.
[01:09] <eeeeeee> the dog?
[01:09] <b0n3z> and talking to them_ on irc at during the raid
[01:09] <krangarajan> So was the duck.
[01:09] <b0n3z> heh
06[01:09] * them_ gets around the tubes
[01:09] <@jadedsecurity> We got requests!!!!! Coming Up!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=outm3S8trH4
[01:09] <gray725> is this intermission?
[01:09] <x25princess> for the duck?
[01:09] <them_> I guess i best get a glass of scotch
[01:09] <[ill]will> You've got your own newsgroup, "alt.total-loser"
[01:09] <krangarajan> Now we're doing requests? Wow. Jaded is really drunk.
03[01:09] * jadedsecurity changes topic to 'longest podcast ever'
[01:10] <them_> could use a piss break
[01:10] <gray725> It isn't the length of the podcast, but how you use it...
[01:10] <@jadedsecurity> yep.. Im doing a smoke breake!!!
[01:10] <@jadedsecurity> my length is pretty good thanks for asking
[01:10] <krangarajan> Well, looks like jaded is compensating for the length of something else.
03[01:10] * jadedsecurity changes topic to 'Karthik admits small penis Episode #2'
03[01:11] * jadedsecurity changes topic to 'thats what she said!'
[01:11] <eeeeeee> boohoo
03[01:11] * jadedsecurity changes topic to 'Lulzsec rocks!! Discuss'
[01:11] <[ill]will> ̴ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡̡͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡̡̡ı̴̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡̡.
[01:11] <gray725> fail.
[01:12] <b0n3z> this is now the infosec request line
[01:12] <b0n3z> >.<
06[01:12] * gray725 requests a large pepperoni.
[01:12] <krangarajan> Some context to too small damnit: https://twitter.com/#!/krangarajan/status/83257250248007680
[01:12] <them_> love this track...
[01:12] <gray725> context is bad.
[01:12] <[ill]will> ن٥ﻻ ﻉ√٥ﺎ ٱ :)
[01:12] <[ill]will> dammit
[01:12] <eeeeeee> triforce
[01:13] <@BobbyCarbn> im back
[01:13] <[ill]will> sharpie in pooper
[01:13] <eeeeeee> no one missed you dude. the duck was better.
[01:13] <krangarajan> jadedsecurity नशे में है.
[01:13] <[ill]will> quack
[01:13] <krangarajan> Heh
[01:13] <krangarajan> Hindi actually worked there
[01:13] <krangarajan> Awesome.
[01:13] <@BobbyCarbn> go fuck your sister eeeeeee
[01:13] <@BobbyCarbn> :)
[01:13] <eeeeeee> Too busy doing your mom.
[01:14] <gray725> things that make you go eeeeeee....
[01:14] <[ill]will> ,~~.
[01:14] <[ill]will> ( 6 )-_,
[01:14] <[ill]will> (\___ )=='-'
[01:14] <[ill]will> \ . ) )
[01:14] <[ill]will> \ `-' /
[01:14] <[ill]will> ~'`~'`~'`~'`~
[01:14] <@BobbyCarbn> you fuck dead people?
[01:14] <eeeeeee> they complain less.
[01:14] <yngjungian> great jadedsecurity just became /b/
[01:14] <[ill]will> ٩(̾●̮̃̾•̃̾)۶
[01:14] <@BobbyCarbn> yea, must be tough with such a small peen
[01:14] <krangarajan> Hahaha awesome.
[01:15] <eeeeeee> Yeah, you would know.
[01:15] <eeeeeee> it's good to be 12 sometimes.
[01:15] <@BobbyCarbn> phail
[01:15] <them_> piss and a glass of scotch, achievement unlocked.
[01:15] <gray725> where's my damned pizza?
[01:15] <eeeeeee> walmart.
[01:16] <eeeeeee> that's where his pizza is.
[01:16] <them_> You got Vodka, but she has ducks.
[01:16] <gray725> it needs to be here.
06[01:17] * gray725 isn't acting.
[01:17] <eeeeeee> outside of work?
[01:17] <gray725> you act at work.
[01:17] <b0n3z> sadly the army is worse than this
[01:17] <@jadedsecurity> ./sqli now
[01:17] <[ill]will> u can pull your pud
[01:18] <eeeeeee> that's because they don't need to I guess.
[01:18] <@jadedsecurity> http://www.google.com/#sclient=psy&hl=en&authuser=0&source=hp&q=sql%20injection&pbx=1&oq=&aq=&aqi=&aql=&gs_sm=&gs_upl=&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&fp=2d7e05601b8a5ceb&biw=1378&bih=759&pf=p&pdl=300
[01:18] <them_> their firing up havij
[01:18] <them_> aaand waiting
[01:18] <yngjungian> but then... How did they have control of Unvelliance's botnet with just SQLI?
[01:18] <KandiKush> they did not according to the press release
[01:18] <x25princess> tis bizzare if girls talked like that to each other they would be pounding the shit out of each other..or crying
[01:19] <b0n3z> hahaha princess
[01:19] <gray725> girls....pounding the shit out of each other? dirty.
[01:19] <yngjungian> according to Lulzsec they had control of them
[01:19] <x25princess> not like that ;)
[01:19] <KandiKush> I thought they were selling a sinkhole?
[01:19] <b0n3z> rog jungian
[01:19] <gray725> another rule of the internet - don't take shit so seriously...
[01:19] <b0n3z> ha gray
[01:19] <eeeeeee> that's why girls can't handle the internets
[01:19] <b0n3z> heh
[01:20] <eeeeeee> everything is like totally fer serials
[01:20] <gray725> girls aren't on the internets anyway. they can't read.
[01:20] <eeeeeee> hypothetically.
[01:20] <gray725> theoretically.
[01:20] <b0n3z> ha
[01:20] <KandiKush> lol
06[01:20] * gray725 has a botnet in his pants.
[01:20] <eeeeeee> watch it gray, the fbi might take that over.
[01:20] <b0n3z> >.>
[01:20] <[ill]will> any everyones cumming
[01:20] <b0n3z> partyvan is on its way
[01:20] <[ill]will> and*
[01:20] <yngjungian> wow, never realized it was like that. They did that and had the balls to associate with FBI?
[01:20] <yngjungian> crazy
[01:21] <KandiKush> They were purposely letting systems become infected
[01:21] <KandiKush> to collect statistics on active botnets
[01:21] <b0n3z> the fbi probably funded them
[01:21] <danielan> I have no idea what UNiveillance did
[01:21] <b0n3z> got owned
[01:21] <b0n3z> by lulz
[01:21] <danielan> But you can detect botnets
[01:21] <KandiKush> they explained it pretty well in the conference call

Session Start: Thu Jun 23 05:55:06 2011
Session Ident: #jadedexposure
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03[05:55] * Topic is 'Longest Podcast Ever'
03[05:55] * Set by jadedsecurity!~jadedsecu@cpe-72-229-145-240.nyc.res.rr.com on Thu Jun 23 03:11:27
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[20:51] <BaconZombie> Yo
[20:51] <pizza1337> yo
[20:52] <jadedsecurity> haha
[20:52] <jadedsecurity> everyone join
[20:52] <jadedsecurity> lol
[20:52] <jadedsecurity> hold on im going to make myself op
03[20:53] * ChanServ sets mode: +imo jadedsecurity
[20:53] <@jadedsecurity> all in


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